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TotallyLegit

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  1. I ran this through the aggy article summarization LLM I'm working on. It came back with "Brady Cook is fast for a white QB."
  2. childs should not starts
  3. Who had a "Joy to the World by Three Dog Night" reference on your bingo card tonight?
  4. lol that was absolutely OPI
  5. If his name was Evan Williams, you wouldn't be asking this
  6. Yeah, but if it were a level playing field, I mean, can you imagine?
  7. As with all deep sea fishing, the situation is fluid.
  8. Sark’s got Devin “The Shark” Sanchez on the hook, and he’s gonna pull him out of the briny depths of North Shore and wrestle him onto the S.S. Longhorn
  9. Well, the Orogbos probably give a shit. And the Smith-Orogbos, for that matter. They're a proud clan of Anglo-Saxon-Nigerians.
  10. Brent Venables uses DALL-E to generate images in ways that will soon be illegal.
  11. I read you. I read you loud and clear.
  12. Graham Harmon writing about Texas each week: Graham Harmon writing about Texas in December:
  13. In 30 years, a cybernetic android player by the name of Camdre Wared will come online. He will play for the Tulane Shreveport campus (New Orleans is underwater), throw for 800 yards a game and beat VaTech by 1.414 points (all game state possibilities are simulated until convergence is achieved). He will be carried by a Boston Dynamics electric palanquin onto the stage at the Downtown Athletic Club (now rebuilt), where he is handed the Heisman Trophy by his fathers (made legal by the Semen Digitalization Act), Andre Ware and Cam Ward.
  14. Talk about a Heisman moment!
  15. Their move-the-chains offense:
  16. That's it GET REID WATKINS OUT OF THERE if i wanted to see someone pump his legs while achieving nothing, I'd put in my sex tape
  17. Colonel Colon
  18. "66 yard drive, all on the ground, but none of the runs were over 23 yards " - Lowell Galindo, when he masturbates tonight.
  19. Anyone mentioned Matt Rhule looks like the SEC roll call guy?
  20. LOL, "you're not allowed to throw punches, right?" Might be the unintentionally funniest thing I've heard a commentator say.
  21. As someone who hasn't provided value in decades and could use some easy credit, I'm finding these Matt Leinart Discover ads persuasive.
  22. This Illinois offense is borderline prudish.
  23. I assume he headbutted everyone and kept a dictionary open to the definition of insanity during Herman-era tailgates.
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