Amos Moses

Brer Rabbit.

Sorry @Burt I meant to tag @Burt Macklin but experienced a Tapa-fail. @ConferenceRoom your mom walks around with her flashlights on dragging along the floor of that dirty motel she calls home.

Interesting news on the engine switch for Williams. Latifi made it 9 races longer than anyone other than his mom could’ve hoped. Nice that they can just drop him off at the bus stop after the race though.

True, but didn’t you have the smallest suspicion about why Max was that much faster? Especially after the post Monaco comments that Marko seemed to give a bit of an acknowledgment?

@Burt Macklin I think you meant Merc making massive suspension improvements… but yeah, absent a major catastrophe for the leaders WDC and WCC are pretty much wrapped. RB have easily the best setup this year and overcame their early reliability problems. Add in two very good racers in Max and Checo and the rout is on. Will RB allow Checo to challenge Max? Seems after Monaco the answer is no.

I'm entering month 4 of the "yes, pools are worth it" lifestyle. I don't know how we managed the summer heat without one. It is absolutely therapeutic to enjoy a pool in your own backyard after a hot day with some tunes cranking and your beverage of choice in hand. A couple of the very minor, annoyance thoughts came to mind this morning as I was tending to the pool: Die, crape myrtles! My neighbor to the south has two large bastards planted next to the fence, and these little shitty flowers are cluttering my pool, skimmers and filter with this blastfurnace wind cranking up to full blast levels. Die, birds that shit in my pool! I'm humoring the wife with her suggestion of placing several of those rotating, sparkly fans around the pool to chase off the grackles and blackbirds, but I already have the next step in mind. It involves a pellet gun and me spending more time on the back patio. I wish I had more fully appreciated that those convenient little chlorine tabs also have stabilizing CYA built in that builds up to an undesirable level over a relatively short amount of time. Right now I'm playing a game of chicken with fresh water filing and no CL until the levels come down. After that, I'm going to use more liquid CL and only use the tabs as needed for clarifying or to increase stabilizer.

Where might one find those?

Thought it read "downtown hookers." I have disappoint. I grew up in San Antonio and much of that letter rings pretty hollow to me. He's a generation younger than me though so maybe the city and its history are viewed differently through the lens of a millennial. Regardless, sounds like change in some form or fashion is a comin'.

I thought he was surprisingly excellent toward the end of last year. His progress from overseas reclamation project is pretty cool to see - even for an aggy.

Brooks was here.

Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken. About a great many things.

He must be the luckiest man in the world. Because I hear there’s nothing on this earth sexier than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote em all I say cause this is true. If you haven’t gotten a blow job from a superior officer, well, you’re just letting the best in life pass you by. Sorry, wrong movie.

That picture will … Take your breath away.

Well I enjoyed that. Glad I caught the Christmas show reprise.

Tell me Miracle Max: does Mostly healed mean he’s only slightly injured?

I’ll do it for free as long as Toto agrees to only speak to me reciting lines from Conan the Barbarian and I can hang up on Horner.

Two of your snot-nosed posters just did a Scientology thetan fly-by on this thread at over 400 knots! I want somebody’s butt, I want it now, I’VE HAD IT,

Looking like a bit of a gully washer toad strangler here in the H-town area. Which is good, seeing as we could use a good one of those.

Ha! Have you been on the spring game thread today?

I’m kinda coming back around in hopes of a decent finale. The pieces appear to be there for something with Q and the Borg queen/red-dress-tits-mcgee. I’ll be mostly satisfied if this Rafi character meets an unpleasant demise.

Windfall? I don’t know … seems more like an infrastructure burden this state is ill equipped to manage.

[mention=462]HornOnTheBayou[/mention] I’m glad we got that straight.

We were told it was ok to swim just don’t stand in one place for too long. Didn’t matter because it was the middle of February.

The simple fact is you feel responsible for these shit posts and you have a confidence problem. Now I’m not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass Brisket. A good poster is compelled to evaluate what’s happened and apply what he’s learned. In here, we gotta push it. That’s our job. It’s your option Brisket. All yours.