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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
closetojumping replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
I thought about putting both letters in caps but figured it would get figured out. I was taking a thinly veiled potshot at this thread’s resident cyclone. -
OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
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Huh? She started as a student at the school newspaper for Indiana and covered the Knight story as it unfolded. He famously called a meeting with her and bullied her, threatening to get her expelled and other shit. She keep investigating and writing the story anyway. She’s taken very seriously and for good reason. If that happens, every weak contrarian in the media will be picking them to win. It would be outstanding. I don’t think they beat both Auburn and Michigan though, maybe neither. -
Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
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Washington passing Shannon has seemed preordained to me. Were it not for Washington missing the spring, I doubt it would have to be a thing. That said, I don’t think they’re bullshitting us about Shannon being a good blocker. If they play him in situations, they’re doing it because they want to, versus having to do so. -
Key, I think. I was hoping Texas would talk to him. Pundits have been harping on “Matt Rhule in Year 3s” as a thing. I assume he went to double digits or close at Temple and Baylor and they expect it at Nebraska. Fine by me. I would absolutely love to meet Nebraska in the playoffs.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
closetojumping replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
Schtick or not, I fucking love it. It’s always acerbic and backhanded and then it spins you guys up to respond. And y’all usually make good points that i agree with, or least Al tries on his end. It’s work the occasional 3 minutes of my life. His work on the sooners is often even better. -
Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
The most unbelievable part of Daniel’s’ 2023 season is that he was (mostly) uninjured while running amok. Cheap shot from fuckhead Dallas Turner aside. The Iggy hype the OSU boards are fomenting reminds me of the CB at Bama who was picked on constantly and then taken in the first round of the 2024 draft. Did that guy have a good rookie year? I remember debating him in that year’s draft thread. That image you guys have been quoting is hilarious. That looks like a 350 lb man getting easily ragdolled. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Go back through the various aggie threads where people retread the trope “this site always underestimates ATM and then we’re all disappointed when they beat expectations”. This thread, 2026 recruiting thread, the 2025 football thread, and Tell Me Abour ATM are good starters. -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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Elko is Fisher Part Deux regarding being a star chaser. For Georgia to not even feign interest on an in-state guy means there’s something seriously problematic. Is he a tweener? Is he a made gang member? Is he asking for QB money? It has to be something. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
And yet people on this site and idiots in the media think these guys are going to do something better than 8-4. Right now, 4 of their road opponents are ranked, and higher than ATM to open. That doesn’t include @Missouri who very well could be ranked when ATM shows up. So, yeah, sure this is the year they break through on the road and become a completely different program. -
Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
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I just find their ratings to be askew with CBs more than anyone. I’ll have watch guys, see them get picked on, and then they’ve got a higher grade than the CB on the opposite side of the field who the opposing team was avoiding like the plague. If memory serves, the returning starting CB for Ohio State had a higher grade last year than his drafted counterpart and the dude returning was holding/PI machine who was almost always in danger of getting burnt. -
I don’t disagree with this, for the most part. Texas misses out on guys every cycle because the player or the program realizes that Austin and the fishbowl of UT’s brand would not be a good fit. It happens early in most of the processes but occasionally a guy will visit and then one or both realize, yeah, there’s a better fit somewhere else. Bussey, two cycles ago, fit that on both sides. Unfortunately for him, he chose ATM instead of somewhere like KSU that would have actually developed his 5 star talent. My one quibble there is that Tuscaloosa gets a lot of credit from folks as a small town. It is and it isn’t. It’s an hour from Birmingham and that’s a decent sized city. Driving from the airport to Tuscaloosa isn’t a drive through wide swaths of forest or farmland. It’s like driving through smaller and smaller suburbs to an exurb.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
I can’t speak for all of these malcontents, but we’ve taken our kids to Disneyland or DisneyWorld every spring break for a decade through 2023. We’ve had fun every time. Although, I lost it on two different trips with strollers while being rushed to get on a bus. I tried to hammerthrow both into a lake. One wound up stuck in a tree and the other one landed perfectly upright, 3 feet from the water. Greg Davis 3rd Down graphic guy got the one by the water and broke it down and brought it onto the bus for me while I kicked dirt and then did the walk of shame with people murmuring and darting out of my way on the bus. The time it got stuck in a tree, my Kentucky football buddy climbed up and got it down for me. My wife and kids and his wife and kids took a different bus. I’m convinced to this day that strollers are designed by angry women who want to make dads look like fucking idiots. Both times I remember, while spinning with the stroller and ultimately letting it fly off into the air, thinking “this isn’t going to end well”. I use PFF a lot and pay the sub. I will say, they’re weakest in their analysis with the secondary. Probably a function of access to footage or something. -
Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
It’s a 10 year old’s birthday trip, you dirty shitheel. -
Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
I have never worn a jersey to a sporting event, as a fan, in my life. Surely I did not actually make a bet about wearing a jersey if McJaggerson rips off a good season. Right? I’m seeing it mentioned enough now that I’m paranoid I had some sort of delusional break and blindly agreed to stuff while mentally unconscious. That said, I will be wearing a “Grumpy” shirt as part of a themed trio at Magic Kingdom tomorrow, so I guess public humiliation via clothing is not impossible for me. I don’t think my wife posts here surreptitiously, though. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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This recruitment could be fascinating. Both schools passed on approaching ATM’s offer. He’s not supposed to be even talking to other schools as part of how they allegedly structure those moneywhip deals. If I were betting on outcomes here, my money would be on ATM going bonkers on him right now and him coming out with a “shutting it down” tweet within the next 48 hours. If not, awesome. After Texas flips Henderson, LSU can always go nuts with a counter offer to Edwards as well. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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If the only thing you could run was your mouth, you’d run it all day long as well. It’s the only exercise those rubes can get. -
Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
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Oh boy. Classic Burton. Anyone calling that dude a pumper simply hasn’t been paying attention. I can see him handwringing over it now. -
OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
I’ve rolled my eyes about the Mateer stuff and do not want it to become a thing. As much as I despise OU and want them to lose every game forever into the future, I’ve endured a full 11 months of OU staff and media honks pleading their case about the injuries last year, ands Venables getting credit for living through it, that I’d rather them not get another asterisk season. They have their hopes ridiculously high and I want to see that crushed through normal shit happening, including injuries and on the field freak shit, fine. However, your post does intrigue me. I can get behind the notion of this guy being the next Art Schlichter/Pete Rose type and completely buttfucking and corrupting the OU program from the inside.- 1044 replies
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
While I mostly agree with your post, I don’t want the narrative to become that I hate Jaggy. He’s a longhorn, in any event. Say what now? -
None of us were saying that in the posts you’re responding to, you willfully oblivious fucktard. I was mocking the actual obvious, that your fucking coach is claiming that other schools are talking shit about Tech and Lubbock in ways that only that drunk’s low educated audience would believe. Never mind that I’ve actually been involved in this shit and I know you’re patently incorrect about UT football paying players via the bag game, because I don’t need you to believe me. All anyone needs to do is look at what Texas is doing now versus being forced to watch the cheaters run off with the 5 stars in the OL and DL for over a decade and they’ll know “oh, yeah, Texas must have recently started paying players.” It’s pretty obvious and well known that Texas was sitting on its hands while the SEC and Ohio State raided the state once ATM opened the gates. I don’t really expect you to get that, slorch, because you’re equal parts blindly biased and room temperature IQ, but most folks will. My oldest daughter, against my input, applied to Tech in the beginning of her application process. She had great grades and scores but was a worrier. I am not making this up - she got an acceptance response from Tech in less than 7 days from sending the app in. I assume anyone in the top 50% of their high school class that attends there must feel like a fucking genius from day one as they walk around and see morons bumping their heads against building walls as they wear their underwear on the outside of their shorts. Don’t equivocate about the bag game and Texas. If Texas was participating, the hue and cry coming from the cheaters would be as loud as it is now about mean ol’Texas. Now, UT basketball? … sure.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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Do you actually believe that this is something other schools are dumb enough to tell recruits? You cite 2025 as a reminder of the times and then you appear to be willfully injecting typical McGuire bullshit directly into your system. You post like a fucking dunce. Evil Tech Fearing Opposing Coach: “Oh there are no roads in Lubbock. It’s all caves and mud and shit. “ Dumber Than a Sack of Hammers Recruit: “Yikes!!” <hangs up, dials Joey Fucking A McGuire> Dumber Than a Sack of Hammers Recruit: ”Oh noes, I can’t come to Lubbock, coach, you guys lack first world infrastructure!” Joey McDUI: ”Don’t you go believin’ them lying sips and bears, boy. Lubbock not only has roads and plumbing, we also got a damned Jason’s Deli and a Chili’s. You tell them other sonsabitches you were born to watch titles being won on tv while you sit in your dorm during a dust storm in By Gawd Lubbock, Texas!!!” Oh yeah, that tracks for sure.
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There are 8. Ohio State bests the pack and y’all do not appear to be counting them.
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