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I'll break the schtick again for a post and say that I don't disagree, but that's not really all that fun to do on this one.
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Wheels: Shutdown Texas One Fund? Yes I'm sure you're right. I'm sure that's the thing to do. Wait, I've got a better idea. Lets transfer the entire roster off the campus. On second thought- lets transfer the whole athletic program off the campus. saarvanash, tell those boys to get down off the field. They're packing their bags. RGBIII? RGBIII: [Enters the office] Sir? Wheels: Get me the President on the phone. We're surrendering our position in NIL. RGBIII: Yes, sir. Wheels: Wait a minute, RGBIII. Don't get the President yet. Maybe we should consider this for a second. Dismissed, RGBIII. RGBIII: Yes, sir. Wheels: Maybe, and I'm just spit balling here, maybe, we have a responsibility as boosters to ignore that EO. Maybe we as boosters have a responsibility to this athletic program to see to that the men and women charged with its quest for titles are trained professionals. Yes, I'm certain that I read that somewhere once. And now I'm thinking, saarvanash, that your suggestion of shutting down TOF, while expeditious and certainly painless, might not be, in a matter of speaking, the Longhorn way. TOF stays where it is. We're gonna pay the lads!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Breckyn Hager. Sweet Christ. I remember two things about that guy other than him perpetually either being out of place or getting ragdolled. 1) Him crying like a baby on the sidelines at the end of the TCU game in 2016 because he was so distraught about Chuckles being tossed out on his ass. 2) Him getting to wear #60 in the bowl game, bringing the number off the pedestal and down to an all-time low. I now have no interest in Kreul if that is the comp. Also, the way I've heard Kreul discussed, the problem that mostly comes to mind is Justice Finkley. I appreciate Finkley coming to Texas and having a good spirit to help with the turn of the program's culture, but he was just too small. Does Kreul having a crazy first step dim that concern? I guess we don't really know yet. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I thought it was pretty obvious that I have a soft spot for writing just enough. -
OU Football 2025 - League Average & Loving It
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Here's the Sooners Illustrated breakdown for the DTs for 2025. Highlights: -They're understandably bullish about their DTs, but they're overrating Williams. He is a good DT. He's not what they expected, which was a highly productive one-and-done guy. He got a middling grade from the NFL and chose to return to OU. -David Stone, another 5 star, was relegated to garbage time last season and then went into the portal in the spring. After holding OU hostage and they capitulated, he returned to the roster. The boards speak rumors of him being a locker room problem, so I'm interested to see how he develops this year. -Another R Mason Thomas quote that isn't really English and leads me to believe that he's got early onset CTE. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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You work in digital marketing and ecommerce and you only remember the golden ratio from Human Sexuality class at Texas? If you want to read some of the most comical yet nauseating stuff on the Internet, Slate is usually a good bet. The movie reviews are generally some of the (unintentionally) funniest, most overwritten pieces of trash you can find on the Internet. They have to be written by someone who graduated from Brown or Swarthmore with a Women's Studies degree. -
OU Football 2025 - League Average & Loving It
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Matt Hayes used to write stories about Urban Meyer "trying" to bring the spread to the SEC. In both The Sporting News and on multiple CFB tv and radio shows, he adamantly sermonized that Meyer was going to fail in the SEC because of his offense. If there's anyone at a national level who is constantly as idiotic and wrong as Bohls and Liucci, it's that assclown. -
Daylan McCutcheon for the win! Also, you doubt the emergence of Aaron Butler at your own peril, sir. As I think about this team in comparison to the rest of the CFB landscape heading into the 2025 season, I continue to struggle with the idea that this is a title contending team while being forced to play Alan Jackson's illegitimate son in the regular rotation at WR. What the fuck is going on here?
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Honest question: which has a higher likelihood of happening - a) Jaggy McJaggerson catches a TD against Ohio State or b) he doesn’t see the field except when he’s spotted carrying Wingo’s equipment for pregame warm-ups?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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For Kreul, I want him simply to keep OU’s class fully in the toilet. Texas wants what they’re calling a Designated Pass Rusher (DPR) in this class, so maybe they say “fuck it” and take the guy. Regarding taking 28-30, you’re a regular poster on a recruiting board. It reminds me of the posters on the football board who complain about extra playoff or bowl games. I don’t think anyone should worry over attrition or the numbers, just enjoy what will wind up being the assembly of a top 3-ish class or better. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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As of right now, it doesn't appear that they're taking Kreul. I say that because it is known what it would take to shut that one down. Things can and do change in recruiting, as we all know too well, so we'll see. Regardless, if they do take him, it's apparently not to develop him at LB. Maybe that would happen over the years on campus, I guess. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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We can assume that Texas isn't done at multiple spots, including Edge/DE. The OTF guys have been pretty clear on Kreul. If Texas wants him, they can get him. Texas doesn't mind the notion of adding a "specialist" if the player has an elite skill. There is debate about whether Kreul's pass rushing skillset can be truly elite at the P4 level. That recruitment, whether Texas goes all-in on landing Kreul or not, will not impact their efforts for Henderson. The changes to the House settlement confirmed where we thought the NIL world was headed, and to Texas as well. We think we're seeing angst with the Georgia folks? There's a good shot SEC Rant goes up in fucking flames in the future as the mouthbreathing natives wail and gnash teeth. Or tooth, depending upon which coonass clown is posting, I guess. Regarding Georgia, part of the hilarity in their meltdowns is that they've offered more to the 2026 cycle of recruits, and committed more capital for their 30+ signees, than any other school. Their $9.95ers absolutely know this. Their posters are either willfully oblivious or simply laughable hypocrites regarding same. Now, if Texas gets into another feeding frenzy and lands 28-30 guys, that tidbit might not hold up. I kind of expect things to land there, personally. -
OU Football 2025 - League Average & Loving It
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Spoilered below is the Sooners Illustrated preview for 2025 at Edge/DE. Highlights: -R Mason Thomas had a good year last year and they expect him to be a star this year. Venables took him as one of his three player spokespersons to SEC Media Days. - In general, I am in agreement that Thomas should have a damned good year. He's one of those potentially great college players who projects as tweener in the NFL. -Marvin Jones Jr. is a 5 star bust. Georgia was fine seeing him go and FSU people have hinted on their 247 board that he was one of the bigger problems on their team last year. He's a talented, spoiled rich kid who plays when he feels like it. Can Venables get more out of him than that? I'm not seeing Venables as some sort of effective developer of talent thus far, but if there is literally just one example of that being a capability, it's R Mason Thomas. So maybe this guy also turns a corner. -If Jones doesn't win the spot, it's unlikely to be because fellow 5 star bust, Adepoju Adebawore. He did not impress in the spring and the boards aren't touting him this summer either. -Okoye, who Texas coveted when he was a recruit, is someone that they're excited about seeing compete and get a lot of snaps. -Sooners and their fans say a lot of stupid shit, but the R Mason Thomas quote at the end of this article is on a Spider2YBanana level of word salad stupid. -
We have contemporaneous posts at the time of Gabriel's departure discussing what was happening at OU, sourced from people involved with NIL, OU, and the CFB world in general. Tell your FIL he's full of shit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I've seen more references to Johnny Carson in the last week than I have in the prior decade combined. -
I feel like the gameplan is never set around the TE in Sarkisian's offense, but the position is often the safety valve. Accordingly, there are games where the role isn't really needed in the passing game. UTSA and La Monroe felt like two of those games. Lockett, Ffrench, and Michael Terry are all getting paid handsomely. If they're that far behind McCutcheon, that's portends a grim return.
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Regarding TE numbers, Helm, last year, had a much better season, numbers-wise, than Thomas in 2005. Thomas just always seemed to be there when VY needed him. If Endries is anything close to where these guys are placing him from an expectations perspective, he’s only going to be in Austin for one season.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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futureman allegedly made an appearance at a Surly tailgate once. He was apparently wearing pleated blue jeans. Not sure that dude is winning any races. -
He must have thought it was white boy day or something.
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@someguy What is your view on Shaw’s health going into the August workouts? Any other thoughts on the health of other previously injured guys?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Correct. Sydney is like my public ambassador, sadly. -
Hahahahahaha. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I couldn't remember the right word and knew that Surly would correct it for me. You ask for a miracle, I give you Saint Tacky. -
Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
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On XM 84 today, they were covering the Big 10 Media Days and they played clips of Petitti's speech. It was insightful, particularly since he doesn't speak publicly much. They seem resolute on eventually getting their way. Someone should post the clip if they can find it. Separately, on Finebaum today, he was talking with one of his regular reporters who covers CFB. I can't remember which, but they talked relatively extensively about the SEC position regarding the 8 versus 9 game schedules. They confirmed that ESPN has recently told Sankey and the SEC leadership that they'll pay them more money to put the 9th game on the schedule. It sounded as if the money would not be chump change and it would far outweigh the loss of an additional home game every other year for each team. I know we've discussed this previously, and articles have been posted on it, but it was good to hear that this hasn't cooled off from ESPN's end. They both went on to agree that there is no longer a justifiable position from the SEC end to stay at 8 games after expansion. The momentum is with 9 games. Sankey wants 9 games, and said as much multiple times last week. Then Finebaum gave the ol'innuendo maneuver that "the most powerful programs within the conference want 9 games". He talked about brand damage being done actively right now to the league from all college media angles and the perceptions of other conference fanbases viewing the SEC as cowards. Then they talked about not being in the CFP finals the last two years, with Texas being their only hope last year and converting 4th and 13 to get to the semis. "The noise gets even louder if an SEC team isn't in the finals or winning it this coming January." For Finebaum to be talking like this to his audience, he's been given guidance that he probably should be doing so. I know Texas is worried about the ever-present notion that they're heavy-handed with their partners, but the perception of being pussies, or weak, in the eyes of everyone else in the space is not something they're jazzed about having associated to their brand. Being considered weak or cowardly is untenable compared to being considered a meanie. Alabama is at least one of the other giants that is in the same boat. I don't think this gets solved for 2026, but I do think the 8 conference game argument is losing both credibility and momentum. The easiest path for that to disappear is for Sankey to come to the agreement with the Big 10 on whichever playoff set-up the Big 10 wants. -
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I paid $425 and got deferred adjudication. I was mistaken earlier in that it was 57 in a 35, not 57 in a 30. Made a pretty big difference for me.
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