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  1. Carson Beck could scare vultures off of a meat wagon. That ugly dipshit isn’t going to be crushing it in Miami. She has a “No Vato DMs Please” notice on her twitter account. Seems like a long shot for you.
  2. My foursome has purchased 4 tailgate tickets. I preemptively regret meeting most of you.
  3. Okay, we have veered way, way off topic here. Let’s show some notion of restraint.
  4. You have very low standards, sir.
  5. Sure, but, uh, there’s also another pretty big issue that you seemed to have forgotten - Texas sucking for 12 of of their 13 years in conference. That did not help the conference one bit.
  6. Speak for yourself. When I was single and working ridiculous hours, the chicks fucking coworkers were the best options compared to late night bar hookups. Just stay away from your own department.
  7. I thought this as well. Have we entered some bizarro universe where we’re actually despised more than Notre Dame? I mean, I am all for it, but I generally root for the JR Ewings and Darth Vaders of the world, so it’s rare that I find some sort of consensus on these matters.
  8. They’re going to go to 16 teams and guaranteed slots for the P4, with the Big 10 and SEC getting 4 apiece. That’s been in the offing since this started. Getting rid of 16 trash non-con games, 14-15 of which are FCS and adding 8 high quality conference games is worth way more money for the conference and tv from a ticket and inventory perspective. If folks don’t think this is oriented around money, then, well, they haven’t been paying attention.
  9. The ratings for the Texas vs Texas A&M games are of such that it’s going to play a role in going to 9 games, IMO. Same for LSU vs Bama and others in the conference.
  10. Sir! I wasn’t supporting the notion of a 10, just that all of you troglodytes trashing her absolutely would, same as me. Comparing her to my wife is a fool’s errand on multiple levels, but if I told her I thought that broad was a 10, she’d simply dismiss me as trolling her.
  11. He’s an example of someone with some great measurables, primarily his speed, if I recall. He’s a combine warrior type that the dipshits at Rivals, On3, 247 nut themselves over but actually team evaluators see film of and move on. That’s why guys who go to games and practices and watch film have much higher hit rates. ATM is still star-fucking.
  12. Who would Texas be paired with for the 3rd permanent rival then? Missouri? That trade kind of works, I guess, since both programs are usually cannon fodder for Texas. The big thing I value about ATM is that Texas basically beats them every 3 out of 4 outings at this point. OU and Arkansas are much more difficult rivalries.
  13. They’re also currently pushing to not be tied to Texas after next year if the conference doesn’t go to 9 conference games. Hell, I expect them to throw some sort of fit even if they go to 9 and they’re tied to us as a permanent rival.
  14. Every single one of you hideous idiots would hammer that woman like you were in carpentry. I’ve met some of you and I know a few of you well. Get a fucking grip. That broad isn’t a 10, but she’d do just fine. You posted pics. Apologize for nothing.
  15. I would have gladly set @Helobious on fire, so this was a lose/lose.
  16. Pope needs to be sent to the end of the fucking bench.
  17. I will shit a golden ref whistle and light @Helobious on fire if Texas wins this game. I expect a 30 point blowout. Can’t believe the spread is only 10.5.
  18. kevwun is correct. Also, Brian Perroni illegitimately took the story and repurposed it for Clear Lake and him observing it from the stands. We were all in the same district at the time. I saw him post it, more blandly but basically the same. Called him on it and rather than own the plagiarism and apologize, he dug in and offered that maybe it happened in two different games. Uh, no dipshit, you’ve just been reading the boards long enough that you adopted it because you remember seeing your team get pummeled by G-Ball with Hampton doing work.
  19. It’s kind of unbelievable how little chance any talking head anywhere is giving Texas. I listen all year and usually some of these guys will hedge or hem and haw, but that’s not happening with this game. It’s at the point where Texas is being completely dismissed. It does remind me of the Rose Bowl against USC.
  20. I've told it before, numerous times, but fuck it, it's been awhile. My sophomore and junior years, we played G-Ball in Galveston. The police escort would pick us up at the Causeway and bring us to the barbed-wire protected stadium. Each year, we were GBall's homecoming. You walk off the bus and angry fans are throwing food and drink at us, 2 hours before the game, and they're taunting us with "little ass whiteboys!!" and "dirty ass mexicans!" as we scrambled for the locker room. Just before kickoff, regrouped in the shitty locker room underneath the north end zone bleachers, we're getting the pep talk from the HC when the ceiling starts dropping paint and dust as the whole building shakes. "Oooo, Ahhh, G-Ball High! ... Ussay Aussay, the G-Ball Posse!! <boom boom bah, boom boom bah> G-Balllllllllllll, Hey Hey, G-Ball Hiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!>" I'm 15 and these guys have had 7 points scored on them in 6 games and they're ranked #4 in the fucking state. It was somewhat intimidating. We come running out of the tunnel, then get blocked by the band. Immediately nachos and cokes are raining down on us. They didn't chalk the field. They painted it. You get tackled on the lines or a hash and skin is getting torn off. Like landing on concrete. I caught a pass in the flats and some All State dumbass who couldn't score 700 on the SAT named Rodney Artmore hit me like a fucking bus. We scored 3 points in two seasons against them on their turf. My senior year, our coach brilliantly decides that they'll be our homecoming game. While I was having a good game individually and likely getting concussed by Cephus Scott (KSU) on passes over the middle, we as a team are getting absolutely pummeled. Their defensive line is mowing through our OL like a hot knife through butter. At some point in the second half, a commotion is going on in the sugar huddle. I walk over from the outside and think "what in the fuck is going on?" The center, a good friend of mine but also a pussy, is crying/bawling inside his helmet. Truly red-faced and crying. The other guys are talking shit to him about getting it together. "You guys don't understand!! This guy is a fucking animal. He's beating the shit out of me!! It's like being in a goddamned street fight!" I walk off. "Christ." The literal next play, the DT grabs our center and hurls him into our QB while the QB is dropping back and is sacked by his center. I laughed inside as I was also embarrassed. The DT for G-Ball? A freshman or sophomore Casey Hampton.
  21. Do you honestly think we didn't know that?!... We didn't do this on purpose!
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