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Posts posted by closetojumping
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Just now, Katfid54 said:
Well, I won the county spelling bee when I was in 5th grade and was three seats away from going to the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee, so you can suck my lexicographical balls.
Misspelled flagellum, because what kind of fucking 5th grader has ever heard of flagellum yet?
We're all very proud of your accomplishments, fatkid. Now we know you've got The Great Tri-County Bake Off & Pie Eat championship under your belt, and we can add the 5th grade spelling bee title to the trophy case. You're definitely taking down the aggies in overall title count, that's for sure.
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26 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:
Well, that's fucking incredible.
I thought Ritz Bit was a SydneyCarton creation, but the fact that it was spelled correctly should've been a tip-off. Speaking of which, bragging about defeating that walking typographical error in Scrabble is like an arky fan bragging about getting pussy. "Well, yeah, it was my cousin, and yeah she weighs 400 pounds, and I guess she has a gangrenous labia, but doesn't matter had sex!"
You know gifs aren't a thing in Scrabble, right? It's hard not to believe that you'd be facing an almost straight uphill climb in that game as well.
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3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:
Because, this guy
Is that the "In a world ..." guy? Loved that fucking guy. There's actually a pretty decent indie movie with Lake Bell building off the premise of that dude and trailers.
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33 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:
Do we know who all is in this recruiting chat that was laughing at Schmidt's S&C program?
2021, at a minimum
22 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:Wasn't this another Surly post-pool party fabrication?
Actually, no. I don't know that much about the chat threads with recruiting groups, but they're out there and they clown coaching staffs all of the time. The "Ritz Bit" ... bit is allegedly a real thing with the group comedian apparently being my favorite recruit of all time, Tunmise Ayodeleayodeleayodelehehooo.
2021 is not going to be a good year for ATM recruiting. They're going to have to buy up aggressively with whoever has their hand out and then keep shopping out of state. The bad news for them is that the OL class of 2021 is clean, as is much of the Houston talent in that cycle. We'll see, as the zen master says, but that's how it looks from this far out.
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42 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
Somebody wants to take Lamar and the points.
I have enough risk in life, so worrying over finding a bookie isn't on the list. I assume only a pure lunatic or an aggy would bet on that game.
46 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:We have to offset all the god damn lawyers....;)
41 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:Fuck it. I'll do it. I'll paint my whole god damn house purple, or fuck-all whatever color is their's for $75M+. I'll be their Manchurian Candidate and burn it down from the inside.
Please tell me they haven't taken a shit on the business school as well and just started letting anyone in. Christ.
6 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:I thought he got that out of his system when he made Craig Curry muff that punt.
That was only the beginning. He got distracted after 9/11 for about a decade, but he never truly left. We were put here to be punished, as the seasons 2010-2017 explicitly attest.
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31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Netflix did one a couple years ago
And it was regrettable. I don't know why I had hopes for it, but I was interested and ... bleh.
24 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:I remember the trailer to this movie actually looking pretty badass. They did some kickass trailers in the 90's. I also feel like the movie sucked, but it's been 20+ years.
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1 minute ago, Longhorn94 said:
Im sorry to be the one to break it but the Brockermeyers are going to OU. You can consider it a lock!
This is how you need to keep rolling, Longhorn94. I think recruiting prognostications from you and big game predictions from me have set Texas football back by at least 3 decades since 2009.
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16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
That wasn't even the best easter egg, rubey.
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1 hour ago, squeegeedegg said:
For what it's worth, I would have done the same regarding Brock #2 if I was a coach, and I assume any competent head coach in Herman's position would have explored the PWO option in this particular situation.
No shit, huh? You'd do that after OU had already offered the player? You think that would workout pretty for you with the dad and the recruit, do you? No. And no "competent head coach in Herman's position would have explored the PWO option" because the rest of the competent HCs aren't automatons with an inability to read their audience.
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:It would be handwringing over them, you cocksucking, ball gargling ponce. Handwringing with them would imply that we were all wringing our hands together for a common cause of distress. King of fucking scrabble my ass. You just ambushed yourself into a cup of coffee.
If anything, I was wringing my hands over Tom Herman's dipshittery.
You had a chance to do this right, and you blew it. "Also, it would be handwringing over them and not handwringing with them, you poncy schoolboy."
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15 minutes ago, Fud said:
Where did I handwring, say that Texas will slowplay him, or say that Texas will casually wave him off? I was responding to who I'd take if I had to pick two out of three prospects, followed by saying that I'd like to take all three.
That's like me saying you were handwringing about the Brockermeyers
My commentary is relative. You're not a handwringer. You were doing your own version of it by thinking out loud about "what happens if?", then others began to respond as though, "welp, I guess not having Byrd is livable". So I wasn't saying you specifically were typing about a slowplay or waving him off, but that others were doing so by taking cues from the original statement around the math.
I did handwring, in a relative sense, about the Brockermeyers, but mostly because of the handling. SydneyCarton, of course, as he does, took handwringing with them to a new level.
15 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:I’m not understanding all the numbers discussions.
Just go for all 6. If one or two of them self-select out or pick somewhere else, then you still have an incredible class. If they don’t, then you just landed one of the best OL hauls in a single class ever.
For a lawyer, you sure do struggle with the basics of game theory. I thought they taught that shit in law school?
There's no point to any of this unless you play around with the entire visible host of options, which is why the numbers discussion always happens, whether for units or classes or groups of classes.
4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:But what is the realistic, ideal 6? If you land the Brocks, that leaves an interior position and a tackle spot. Then, you've got Foster, Jackson, and Byrd. If Jackson commits first, will Byrd come as a 3rd tackle? If Byrd commits first, would Jackson come as a 3rd tackle? Does it change for either based on what Foster does?
It's a fascinating o-line class and a strategic challenge we haven't seen for the coaching staff in my memory. For me, you prioritize the edges and develop some guards but I'll be ecstatic to land any combination of Brock, Brock, Foster, Conner, Jackson, Byrd, Jager, and Miller
The realistic 6 is Conner, Brock 1, Brock 2, Foster, Jackson, and Byrd until we are told otherwise. All 6 of those guys like Texas and would come here if they were forced to sign somewhere today. Obviously, shit changes and this one may well. A month ago, Jackson would not have been included as one of the six. Foster could very well move off the list later.
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Writing off Byrd because Fud is prematurely handwringing due to his own numbers crunching is pretty fucking ridiculous. The guy is the second best OL in the country in 2021. Texas is not going to slowplay him or casually wave him off because they've found some interior guys they like or because they like what they already have on campus.
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Can anyone direct me to the latest on injuries for ATM? I know Corbin is out for the year. I'm curious about everybody else. Did Madubuike come back in? Is the team mostly healthy besides Cupp and Corbin?
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1 minute ago, EZ$ said:
Not sure what it is, but something about the Brockermeyers has me nervous. Not worried about aggy, but someone like Clemson or Bama can make a nice pitch if they want to leave the state.
Clemson is the only threat, and that's in part because the dad could legitimately get hired there. The one weakness in Clemson's future is the same as the one in the past - they don't develop OL talent the way they do the other positions. We'll see how Dabo addresses that, or doesn't, in the next few years.
Herman did his best to fuck up the Brockermeyers' recruitment by slow-playing James and telling the dad the kid should think about walking on. They've recovered and the results of the OL's development under Hand at Texas are trending really well. That will take away a primary concern, which is the same concern that haunted Texas during the Sherman years at ATM. It's nice to feel like we're putting good OL units and depth together again. It's only been forever.
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17 minutes ago, Goodman said:
I’ll still be surprised if we take Ruben and if mom allows Mountain to attend here. Tosu remains a serious threat for Jackson until he commits.
Conner, Jackson, James & Tommy, Byrd plus a best available would be incredible.
I really don't think Texas is going to aggressively pursue Fatheree if they're hitting their other priorities.
14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:Also feels like we may get Branson Bragg'd with Foster. Kid likes Texas, relatives like Texas but mom's not gonna' let it happen.
5 minutes ago, Goodman said:I think this is slightly different. Mrs. Bragg saw her dream school offer and the kid did not have a choice, now kids are realizing how important Bloomgren was to OL success.
Mountain was forced to hold off in an effort to see the season play out. Aggie is hoping to win enough this year to sell him on moms choice, moms delay was the only hope remains. We can get him but it’ll be a fight with us having one hand tied behind our back.
I don't think the Foster situation is likely to be on par with either Bragg or Winston if Texas puts up double digit wins and ATM continues to show that nothing has really changed as far as their lot in the landscape.
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1 hour ago, G650 said:
Yeah, but you never told us who's balls were going to get gargled.
I feel like I did. I feel like that was in that thread title. Now, is there a difference between telling you something and it being true? Apparently.
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5 hours ago, Vertigo said:
Thesaurus skills are on point. Maybe you can challenge CTJ to a game of scrabble.
I’ve literally never lost a game of scrabble. I would love to play you fuckers. SydneyCarton once told me he was the Scrabble King just after we’d met. It was a grim, grim reckoning. I don’t think he’s ever played since.
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Actually, this situation isn’t that far from what Jim McElwain was fired for at Florida. Orgeron has made claims that can either be verified or prove him to be outright lying in an effort to slander another program and school. He’s said he made calls and spoke to people at Louisiana Tech. That’s provable one way or another. He said someone at LT with the football program, in attendance of the LT game at Texas, confirmed to him that they had the same experience. That’s provable one way or another. There’s data within the system regarding climate controls at Texas. Provable. There are photos and videos of LSU before, during and after the game. There’s a timeline for when the claims were made.
If Texas has any balls whatsoever, they go after this and then force LSU to either entrench or force their fucking loudmouth woman-beating shithead of a head coach to issue a retraction.
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13 minutes ago, KYHorn said:
I also heard they have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy.
With this, I think we’ve about covered it.
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6 minutes ago, futureman said:
well, we are only taking one qb in 2020, he just got the name wrong.
1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:I'm seeing a trend. You're obviously a racist and hate white QBs.
I just think he's right.
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10 minutes ago, Rouxdog said:
Please talk like this when you come to Baton Rouge next year.
I've been to Baton Rouge enough times in my life to know that I have zero interest in attending a fucking game in that shithole with those shithole people.
I once was part of a team that bought a company in Baton Rouge. Had to go there regularly. We eventually realized that the personnel that was on staff with the purchased entity added zero value and were the main reason the company was distressed and sold in a fire sale fashion in the first place. So, we fired the entire team, closed the offices, and moved the operational and technological components to Texas, where we proceeded to turn the business around and make ourselves some money. Baton Rouge is the epitome of Louisiana's complete and utter incompetence when it comes to attempting anything outside of cheating, zydeco, and cajun cooking. A laughable mockery of an actual functioning economy.
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9 minutes ago, Rouxdog said:
Blame Joe Avella you fucking ignorant swamp trash, our allotment next year will only be 3000 as well.
You sound really tough.
I don't know how you "sound", but you write and apply logic like a fucking mouthbreathing idiot.
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7 minutes ago, Rouxdog said:
Just curious why you placed our band in the highest possible point in the stadium, did not allow our cheerleaders on the field, cut our allotment of tickets, and gave our fans the worse possible seats in the stadium. Are these things you normally do?
I hope so. What a bunch of pussies you guys turned out to be.
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9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:So LSU leaking a/c locker room story. Attacks on where CDC sat LSU band and fans in DKR. Coach O blocking Texas involvement camps in Louisiana. Seems like recruiting is really gonna heat up between lsu and Texas now...
So Surly Folks in the know, How dirty is Cajun Cookie Monster's recruiting??
When it comes to cash, Georgia is the dirtiest of all programs right now. They have the NCAA sniffing around now due to overstepping their bounds within the southeastern framework.
When it comes to your life, LSU is the dirtiest program of all of them and it is not close. They have ended jobs for various families; foreclosed on houses; sent families away from charity and medical care; and used physical intimidation to keep players they want. As a result, if LSU really wants somebody and that somebody wants to go somewhere else, they have to plan it out carefully and have support beyond football for their familiars on the other side of the trade.
Louisiana is easily the worst state, the worst culture, and responsible for the worst institution of higher learning within this country. They value and celebrate corruption, and use it as a weapon to get over on everyone else whenever it suits them. I enjoy a good visit to New Orleans for the food and gambling, but I never feel clean while I am there. It's a region covered in filth, and happy for it. For anyone who has never visited a 3rd world country, Louisiana is as close as you will ever come while still in the USA. LSU is a direct reflection of Louisiana's values, collective intelligence, and integrity, or lack thereof for each of those things. Don't ever doubt that you will not find the floor of what LSU is willing to do in order to fuck whoever they want for a player from their own backyard.
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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:
Heard from someone at La Tech that traveled with the team. They had zero issues with the AC and they were never contacted by Ed Orgeron or LSU regarding anything like this. Orgeron made this shit up out of whole cloth, which is the typical cajun maneuver when the narrative is working against you. Just corrupt it and make your own bullshit up.
If UT was worth one fuck when it comes handling its PR and the media, they'd be calling La Tech to confirm or deny the Orgeron story. Same for reporters.
Beyond all of that, I wish we had done something to the fucking AC. It's perfect handling of fuckfaces from Louisiana. In any event, had there been no AC, the howling and whining coming out of their locker room from about 3pm Saturday forward would have been too loud for anyone to ignore.
Or, fuck it, La Tech probably has no public interest of getting involved. Texas should just come out and say that they contacted LT and that LT staunchly denied having any issues or talking to Orgeron about UT facilities. LT will say and do nothing. Then what will LSU or Orgeron do besides get mad? Fuck'em. They're a piece of shit institution making a mockery of higher education and Orgeron is a cheating, woman-beating, lying piece of shit who should actually be spending his days in prison or as an alligator hunting guide. They can go fuck themselves together and die violently for all we should care.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
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I had to reread this whole post in order to ensure that I understood what I was reading. 9 fucking OLs in a single class? 8 in another? And FSU's OLs still sucked? Holy shit. How the fuck do even convince 9 guys in a single unit to sign together? I don't care if 4 of them were 2 star hobos. It seems like it is almost an amazing feat.