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  1. 2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

    Wiltfong is trying to get himself a source at Texas, I see.

    Yep. Also could be getting the ol’ “I’m gone at the first offer” vibe from his boy in aggieland. 

  2. I cannot believe they’re blithely ignoring the reality of the Josh Eaton situation. It wasn’t until he threw Jimbo, who had the ball, at the water polo net for the winning goal that that recruitment went sideways on them. They’d yanked Eaton’s ass out of the pool and asked him to leave before Linguist and Henson could even finish getting Jimbo untangled from the goal netting.  

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  3. On 1/27/2019 at 10:35 AM, closetojumping said:

    Since the dawn of the Mack Brown era, Texas is 22-10 against the current SEC and 1-0 versus LSU. I hope they’re fucking ready, because the last 20 years, they’ve basically shown up about 31% of the time. 

     

    On 2/11/2019 at 1:07 PM, Huckleberry said:

    Hard to come up with a way where we haven't dominated the SEC unless you consider Vanderbilt the only SEC school.

    AllTime Texas Record Against:

    Current SEC Teams - 191-91-9 (.672 WPCT)
    Except TAMU and MU - 97-48-4 (.664 WPCT)
    Old 10 (remove South Carolina and Arkansas, too) - 41-25-4 (.614 WPCT)

    Just surfacing some Texas vs SEC math for the dipshit(s) showing up to tell us how scared we're supposed to be. 

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  4. 24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

    Is this English? I'm guessing you aren't a college grad. Maybe not even a high school grad. SEC!SEC!SEC!

    You may have missed that we weren't trying to score most of the second half. We knew we had more points than Georgia was capable of scoring and coasted throughout the 4th Q. If you didn't notice that, you're a retard.

    With any hiring practices I've been involved over the past decade, I require the team/company to exclude from the process any resumes from LSU. I've never encountered a competent employee with an LSU degree in their background. It has to be something below a Texas HS education. It wouldn't shock me if this dumb motherfucker was a doctoral candidate at that 3rd world shithole of a school and state.

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  5. 20 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

    Looks like the first digit is a “3,” so I’m guessing Gbenda.

    Crap, the Whittington video was at the base of the prior page and I thought it was the last post, so I’m agreeing with TommyGufano, who beat me to the punch an hour ago.

    This concludes the guinea competition on this board, then. We now know who the real stinking WOP genius really is.

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  6. 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    That lb rundown didn’t mention josh white, at least by name.  On purpose?

    I have no idea who the player is. Sorry if that wasn't clear. I view Josh White as a missed opportunity that they will not be able to fix, but sure, maybe that's the guy.

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  7. 2 hours ago, texifornia said:

    So Leon might just be getting processed at this point

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    52 minutes ago, Fug said:

    O’neal seems like the type that if things don’t go his way, he will probably implode and do so publicly on social media. 

    I cannot wait for O’Neal’s meltdown. I expect it to be public and outstanding. 

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  8. 9 hours ago, texifornia said:

    Depends on the job and location. UM is a pretty good path to the banking/consulting world, while UF is definitely better for engineering/science/accounting. Pretty standard state vs. private split.

    You write like a patrician ivy league douche without a clue beyond the classroom in this discussion. 

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  9. 3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    Two questions that may annoy. I can't keep up with all the recruits and all the opinions.

    1. Ty Jordan is small. I assume he is a waterbug with great quickness and shake. Am I right about that and how do we use him?

     

    2. Alford. What is our disposition towards him?  I gather that Eaton would be the first choice in lieu of Ringo and Rogers.

     

    Maybe others would like these pedestrian questions answered as well. Thanks!

    1) You’ll get an avalanche of opinions on Jordan. I’ll just say what I’ve whined about all along - they shouldn’t have been slowplaying him in the first place. It’s looking like they’re over the hump with him now and that could drop soon.

    2) Folks really like Alford. I’ve been interested in seeing him go elsewhere the whole time. Good ball skills, not the most athletic or best in coverage. Nothing elite. I’d like to see them land J Thompson this weekend and find a senior phenom or cross their fingers on safety flips with Washington or Chris Thompson. 

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    2 hours ago, Machinator said:

    The Princely volleyball story has now made its way to IT.

     

    2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

     


    Amazing.

     

    Hahahahaha hahahahaha 

    These last two pages. Fucking awesome. One guy remembering the Eaton addition as the actual thing; the Carrington pool volleyball tweet fantasy - please God make that happen; “it would be a live document”. Oh man. 

    I need to hear a Liucci denial. 

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  11. 5 hours ago, South Austin said:

    This seems like a bit much.  I know we get them at home early in the season with a new quarterback, but hard to see Texas favored by that much given OSU's success against Texas over the past several years. 

    Just so we’re clear, Oklahoma State has the longest active winning streak of any team at DKR. Texas hasn’t put one together of the same size since 2009. OSU getting a bunch of points against Texas at home doesn’t get me pumped. 

  12. 3 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

    While the BOMC is well documented and an undeniable fact of recruiting rankings, some guys will slip a bit as well. Seems the interior OL haven't put their best foot forward at camps, so I suspect they'll drop. That said, in my mind, Bijan is the only guy on that list who Alfred Collins should be looking up at. I'll strenuously object if he isn't a top-50 guy in this class whether he ends up in burnt orange or not. Basically I'm saying the likeliest outcome is the ranking movements netting out at approx zero.

    Oh! You strenuously object. Then I’ll take some time and reconsider. 

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  13. 1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

    This, plus it looks like they're going to take Hester and they will probably hold spots for Ringo (not likely) and LVBS (trending well) if they decide they want in. I'm still skeptical Princely ends up here.

    I don’t have anything to pass on regarding Umanlymannishman right now, but personally, I have a hard time seeing Texas pass on taking him. Maybe they do. Seems crazy if he wants to come. 

  14. 31 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

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    Waiting for you to be Hermancipated from this delusion.

    First of all, that thread title is greatness.  Second of all, you’re just fucking wrong otherwise, and you should educate yourself before talking shit. Finally, finally. 

  15. 5 minutes ago, golfclap said:

    why does aggy do a drill where the DTs are late and arrive behind/after the ballcarrier? I mean, I know it looks just like their regular season but - wtf is the point of that shit? also of note, I had to watch the video because aggy247 is gonzo over how fast and smooth Chase Lane and Spiller are in this vid. (we also get a chorus of CALEB CHAPMAN TOO, he's just tall). 

    well, shit I tested it and the CBS link is fuckery :: 

    http://www.cbssports.com/general/video/e4d9da46-f730-4156-b1ff-7d1ac173df11

    Try the 247 link, if you can :: 

    https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-fall-camp-highlights-full-pads-134215679/

     

    bizzle will have you know that Caleb Chapman is going to be quite the player, sir. 

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