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closetojumping

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  1. If you even start to put yourself asleep while attempting a post, you might have gone off on a boring tangent. If you use that rule of thumb, you’ll be helping us all out a little. “Well, ackshually, the use of the term of ‘rule of thumb’ offends me due to the origins … zzzz … zzzz”
  2. https://www.winsipedia.com/ranking/weeks-at-ap-number-one
  3. It turns out they were real shitheads and helped build the largest NIL collective in the country and helped Sarkisian do whatever the fuck he wanted in football and other coaches in other sports. Dumb and ignorant takes.
  4. Turnabout is fair play. Ewers’ dad wanted to keep Ewers in bubble wrap in 2022 after that piece of shit Dallas Turner’s cheap shot. It cost Texas a game when Ewers chose to sit, with the dad calling the shots and using Thamel to plead his case. Now? Boy, pops wants his son’s ass back out there pronto.
  5. brutal. i should have just stuck with picking whoever is playing carolinas.
  6. This morning according to a few folks that usually know.
  7. They matter to people who enjoy following college football. Times ranked #1 is a thing that is tracked. Only dipshits with no sense of excitement or humor would look at Texas being ranked #1 and go Debbie Downer on it. Enjoy it while it lasts because the winner of the UGA/Bama game seems likely to bump Texas and I don’t think we’ll have a quibble. It gets to get settled on the field irrespective.
  8. 1) Young played a full season and won the Heisman in the year prior. 2) Teams absolutely had concerns a lot Young’s ability to handle the physicality of the NFL. Carolina didn’t, so he went high, and they were of course wrong. 3) What I posted is what a direct family member told people around the program. It’s not a debate. He needs to play a full season to assuage concerns with various teams that might draft him. You quoted a post in which I explicitly referenced a gap between the players. The attempt to frame my post as the opposite of that is pure poster ineptitude.
  9. Wally Pipp as a reference is pretty fucking clear. Ewers is likely Wally Pipp’ed as of last night if he can’t go for awhile. I assume you grasp that. Your last post reads like tautology.
  10. Are you emotionally invested in Quinn Ewers in such a way that what another poster believes would bother you? Texas has multiple high picks in the QB room. I hope Ewers gets back quickly for the overall depth. Will I give a shit if Manning takes over the starting role because Ewers is sidelined for weeks? No. I also won’t give a shit if Ewers is out for weeks and then is immediately the starter again. Acting as if Manning couldn’t take over and never look back if Ewers can’t go for awhile is silly wishcasting or shows a general lack of understanding the game of football while watching. Manning has looked good every time he’s been put on the field, he wasn’t ranked the #1 recruit in the country for nothing, and the more snaps he gets under fire, the smaller the gap gets in terms of understanding this offense and the looks defenses are going to give it. Quinn’s MRI today needs to go well and he needs to get back asap so none of these possible futures play out and muddy up the season.
  11. These rubes never fail to entertain. They beat the equivalent of a Charlie Strong-coached Texas team and suddenly they’re a good team. Florida looked like an athletic team in full disarray yesterday. I had flashbacks.
  12. I realize that some of posters are wired to dismiss the premise that humans often incorporate emotion into their decisions. Folks only used objective data points and then act. Right. Tell that to the NFL. Part of the feedback that the Ewers camp received when thinking through whether Ewers would come back was that many teams would like to see him play a full season and stay healthy. It’s impacted his draft rank. Argue over whether terms like “injury prone” are appropriate or not, but in the real world, his injury history is a mark on him and last night didn’t help. Also:
  13. This LSU center is being buttfucked on national television against his will. Grim.
  14. Everyone realizes that we actually want Michigan to be really good going forward, right? I mean I know they’re not, but it would be great if they were. I fucking hate Wisconsin. Overrated and slow, always. They’re as despicable as Iowa. The old Big 10 west is just a pile of shit.
  15. Hahahahhaa. So good.
  16. This game is about to go full tilt on LSU. Holy shit.
  17. Boston College just shoved that drive down Missouri’s throat. Now they can stop talking about those mediocrities being unscored upon.
  18. The vaunted “Best Offensive Line In the Country” for LSU continuing to make a mockery of the notion. The SCar front 7 is very fucking good.
  19. FSU’s OL is just brutal.
  20. @Burt Macklin if you’re around, do you have that Thamel clip still? I fucking cackle every time I see it.
  21. Kent State really is probably the actual worst team in FBS this year. 135 of 135. Should be a really, really grim outcome.
  22. Hattersley pimping Hilson as a legitimate option for ATM is as pure an example of a $9.95er lying to his base for clicks as you’ll ever witness. Holy shit.
  23. Regarding Niblack, since I'm catching up here, he's struggling with the playbook. He's not unwilling to block and such. Dude needs to be able to be relied upon to block the right guys and run the right routes. They want him out there.
  24. I posted that. The mods said he was done for the year and then some of their alleged insiders all said it was non-contact ACL. We'll never get a full confirmation from The Elk or his mouthpiece.
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