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  1. futureman
    if you’re due for a teeth cleaning YOU NEED TO SEE A DENTIST. THAT IS THE FACT.
  2. futureman
    has there ever been a more contrived and planned bit than dipshit d.j. and the nickelback/creed shit. damn that guy sucks. they played it at the beginning of the ebrake. I can see that douchebag rehearsing it at home before taking it on the air.
  3. futureman
    she’s gonna have to lie back and take it once garth’s lawyers get their mitts on her.
  4. futureman
    honest question, is that not what champion is today?
  5. futureman
    oh she’s gonna get raped… in court.
  6. futureman
    and who are they? he’s not even close to the size of peppers. micah parsons yeah.
  7. futureman
    no cream cheese bacon-wrapped jalapeño popperz?
  8. futureman
    this greedy stupid bitch. garth will destroy her.
  9. futureman
    that’s a lot of words, amigo. you gonna be ok?
  10. futureman
    doocy’s great. gordo-jub-doocy is the best iteration of the musers.
  11. futureman
    is “you dorks” referring to baseball fans nationwide?
  12. futureman
    recognized titles: astros 1 rangers 1
  13. futureman
    can you prove that both videos are the same? were you there?
  14. futureman
    not at all, really. we have an equal amount of legitimate titles and ours is more recent. checkmate bitch.
  15. futureman
    yeah jake is good in the hang zone. I like jake fine but he is aj clemente compared to golden era greggo.
  16. futureman
    medium steaks. I bet you put beans in chili too.
  17. futureman
    all right, no more lies. elaine has been chosen to represent the upper west side in the next biosphere project.
  18. futureman
    now that’s a swagcopter if I’ve ever seen one.
  19. futureman
    I told her I had a bus transfer that was only good for another hour.
  20. futureman
    same amount of playoff wins, and two fewer playoff losses. our playoff performance is statistically better. we’ve won four playoff games in houston since they won their last playoff game in houston. and we do still have the trophy. period the end. houston is a trash town, seedy coastal backwater, filled with shit and even shittier people, most of them aggies. garbage town with garbage people. big city college station. joke.
  21. futureman
    I was wondering why my steak was burned.
  22. futureman
    humor us
  23. futureman
    please interpret. and help on this one.
  24. futureman
    you should get into *head coaching. the life of a position coach ain’t that great unless you’re at one of the factories, and even then... or you just bleed football and don’t mind moving every two years.
  25. futureman
    wow what are the odds it happened at another house that’s almost a mirror image of that one? we live in an amazing world.

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