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  1. futureman
    I just spent an extended period of time in mexico and one of my only complaints was the cheetos. not sure what the fuck the problem was but mexican cheetos are subpar. nothing close to the original crack we have in the states.
  2. futureman
    well nm, I guess the apache were there first and the comanche came down in the 1700s and started fucking with them, according to the google machine.
  3. futureman
    https://nypost.com/2024/07/08/us-news/ride-or-die-bff-teachers-accused-of-sex-with-students-were-boy-crazy-flirts-around-school-parents-say-only-a-matter-of-time/ imagine blowing a load inside her ass while in high school.
  4. futureman
    wasn’t the hill country comanche? I thought apache was further west.
  5. futureman
    @Gil Bang
  6. futureman
    that seems unlikely. where’d you read that?
  7. futureman
    “prosecutors may go after minors who are younger than 17.” I guess I always thought if you were a minor you couldn’t be charged with statutory rape. and how would that even work, if two 16 year olds are banging with consent who would they charge? would it always be the male?
  8. futureman
    ok smart guy, honey boo boo’s mom but she hasn’t showered in two days, and she’s a heavy smoker. there’s a bag of crisp 100s that add up to 100k on the table next to her that you can have as soon as you blow your load inside her. you gonna get that money?
  9. futureman
    can you explain what you are trying to say here.
  10. futureman
    he's better than pettijohn
  11. futureman
    reported.
  12. futureman
    where ya been? we're tankin' here.
  13. futureman
    98.8? wtf are you talking about?
  14. futureman
    secession? and you edited this?
  15. futureman
    it is contracts. george is the one holding things up. his 'awshucks' on-air persona is an act; apparently he's a huge premadonna and an absolute nightmare at the negotiating table. there are rumors gordo might quit because he's so sick of dealing with him.
  16. futureman
    when are the courage boys coming back? I can't deal with sean bass anymore.
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  18. futureman
    I have a Ninja crock pot. It kicks ass.
  19. futureman
    frontier story lines is the premise of the movie.
  20. futureman
    office favorite ftw
  21. futureman
    is that not lip synching?
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  23. futureman
    I'd never heard of him so I went and looked at his stuff. A lot worth passing over but this made me lol
  24. futureman
    just gotta blow a dog whistle and then pop 'em with a 12-gauge. pretty easy, tbh.
  25. futureman
    I have to say I'm a bit shocked by the widespread panning of this idea. deviled eggs are great, hot dogs are great. simple math determines that this would be double great. I'd eat 5 or 6 of them.

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