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  1. Stormandy
    -35 Rawlins, Wyoming and how ever hot it gets in KS, OK, and Texas.
  2. Stormandy
    Godspeed Vincey
  3. Stormandy
    I prefer the full sink, but I know I will never have one because of the wife. I really don't get why she don't like full sinks and thinks we have to have a double sink. I do all the dishes and most of the cooking. Her ortho surgeon said no more washing dishes after he rebuilt her hands. I shedded my man card long ago.
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    Countryisms

    Stormandy replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz

    My piles are hanging so low, when I wiped my ass I thought I was shaking hands with myself.
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    Countryisms

    Stormandy replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz

    Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
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    Countryisms

    Stormandy replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz

    Worthless as a rented mule. Cold enough enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Any horse can fart in morning, but it takes a stout mule to fart at the end of the day. Worthless bastard could break an anvil in a sand box. He works as slow as molasses in the winter. Ran over a snake on the road going uphill. It is going to rain.
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    Countryisms

    Stormandy replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz

    You look like you were shot at and missed, shit at and hit. Darker than a sack of assholes. He's crooked as a boar's prick. Go to bed with the chickens, remember to wake up the rooster doing chores. So ugly they buried the baby and raised the afterbirth.
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    Working alone at the office on a "snow day" everyone else stayed home because the snow was too bad. No bovines talking about their diets and no hens cackling about their kids and families. A person can concentrate and get shit done. It is best when you misjudge the weather and have to stay the night because your snowed in at the office.
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    Good going Shelby. Nora hang tough and heal.
  10. Stormandy
    I fed Tucker the same Blue Buffalo Wilderness puppy food until he died at 9 months of age. The dog food is not what killed him though.
  11. Stormandy
    Maybe it is just the picture, but it appears the manager of the Dashhound division needs to deligate some toenail triming. Also good boy.
  12. Stormandy
    My wife and I worked with several agencies for years trying to adopt. We finally decided that it just wasn't going to happen. Then one day we were contacted by someone knowing of a perspective mother that due in less than a month that wanted to give up her baby. I contacted my lawyer and he arrange a quick private adoption. I can't believe that was 21 years ago.
  13. Stormandy
    Good girl Carly, have a good time with the others on the other side.
  14. Stormandy
    Well the wife wants me to take her to the thrift store that only has Christmas stuff. Now we get to buy a bunch of other people Christmas junk. As she would say, "It was cheap and I thought it would like nice". I thought I had put a moratorium on bringing home decorator crap for the house. She is supposed to get rid of stuff before bringing more crap home.
  15. Stormandy
    You have to take your enjoyment where you can find it.

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