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Mikey4

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  1. Kentucky looks awful. How the hell were they ranked at all, let alone top 15?
  2. Tell that to Art Briles. Edit: in case this reference is too obscure, I am of course talking about 2008, when we beat OU and had the same record as OU, yet OU went to the MNC ahead of us because, iirc, OU was ahead in the coaches poll thanks largely to Art Briles and a few others who put us ridiculously low. Someone correct me if I am misremembering the details.
  3. OU should go up for that late push. We should go unranked. I've come to like playing the underdog.
  4. I'll tell you who should be OUT of the race after today....
  5. What a stressful job. You get fired, or you get a blank check. Orlando earned a blank check.
  6. Turns out that a win fixes everything.
  7. Either 2008 or 2018. I'll let you know in 5 years. If this game proves to be a turning point in Texas's destiny--and I think it will be--then this game could trump 2008. For now, it's too close to call.
  8. He's now a legend. Plus, any time he has a stressful FG kick, he can think back to this game and have confidence that he can get er done.
  9. Mikey4

    FUCK OU

    OU still sucks. The midget still sucks. We are going to destroy these guys.
  10. Dude is a model okie. He also works evenings at the straw factory testing for holes before the straws are packaged up.
  11. Exactly this. He has been talking about winning this big 12 forever. Tomorrow is do or die, and a big part of it will be him versus ewok.
  12. Lincoln Riley likes to have "the talk" with other people's children.
  13. McCoy was 29/32 that game for 337 yards passing. It's hard to fathom 32 pass attempts, including throwaways, and only three incompletions. Especially against the #11 team at the time. We were so spoiled that year.
  14. I have them as much as you do, plus 1.
  15. Lincoln Riley opposes malaria prevention in Sub-Saharan Africa. "Malaria builds the immune system," he says.
  16. We already have eternal in-state scoreboard over little brother, thanks to that sweet, one-two punch from Case McCoy and Justin Tucker. And they continue to concede our dominance every time they back down from an invitation to play us. The real competition for us is OU.
  17. Just shoot it with a bb gun. I know, I'm evil. But I like sleep.
  18. Lincoln Riley has a special name for little boys from Thailand, and it's not "Taiwanese."
  19. Lincoln collected them all in a bag. Not sure what he did with the bag after that.
  20. 50/50. We need to hold them to under 30, show up on offense, AND have a ST or defensive score (or at least turnover in the rz).
  21. OU will score. They will abuse Boyd and Locke. And Ewok will get free and pick up yards, probably score, too. So they key is to limit their production by keeping their offense off the field. We do that in 2 ways: 1. Do what army did. Run. The. Ball. Over. And. Over. And. Over. If we can consistently get a push up front and pick up 2-5 ypc, then we win. 2. Win the turnover battle. On offense, we don't need Sam to air out the ball. We need him to manage the game and use his feet. On defense, we need Sterns to bail out our corners and get the ball.
  22. Lincoln Riley puts his dirty plate, cup, and fork in the dishwasher when everything else in it is clean.
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