DontTaseMeBro

Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf

One of my degrees in from TCU and I am pulling for Georgia. Every single TCU grad that I know is absolutely annoying as hell right now. By the way, thanks for noticing. I am a good looking guy.

Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff. Jake Taylor: Harris. Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball. Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

He misspelled Stanford. Texas lock.

Oliver is a consensus top-half of the first round pick. Pete Prisco has Oliver going to the Bills at #9. Peter Schrager mocks Oliver #4 to the Raiders. Bucky Brooks projects him to the Vikings at #18. Lance Zeirlein has him going to the Packers at #12.

I’m glad you feel that way. Do you even own a taser?

I had completely dismissed Urquidez as well, but my team contact who alerted me of the Tyler and Braun commits ahead of public announcement told me that J.P. and Tope have taken to McKnight. No one is expecting either to start, but the team’s depth isn’t in dire straits.

I’m just trying to get this board back to discussing the 2019 class again. Yes, the early returns on Tope, Angilau, Okafor, and even Urquidez are good. They may not reach on another OL now that Braun and Jackson are off of the board (not to mention that UT didn’t offer Proctor). I’m more concerned about RB depth, but Whittington looks like he belongs and KirkoGrinds is doing his best to win the Russell Gashamp Award. McKnight>Jeff Madden + Bennie Wylie

Does anyone have any updates on potential grad transfers (aside from Braun)? Richmond? Murphy from UCLA/Tech? Any RBs?

There arent any academic qualification concerns in the 2019 class, correct? The Aggies didn’t sign Mowry or Ellison because they faced an uphill battle qualifying.

I used to date a girl that was practically a carbon copy of this one. Problem was she was bat shit crazy and extremely high maintenance. I put up with it for so long because...well...she was very nice to look at and the extracurricular activities were great. I waived her and there was a line of guys willing to sign her to a free agent deal. My life is much less stressful now. Best move I ever made. Now...onward to 1,000+!

That kid is in 5th grade. Is that a legitimate offer or one of those you get for toddlers by emailing Kasey Johnson?