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Felix

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  1. The SEC is just going to love us.
  2. Maybe Big Trouble in Little China?
  3. It's good to see one thing hasn't changed from last year. Lot's of y'all are still little bitches
  4. The fuck temperature they cook that bread at? My hands hurt just watching him do it.
  5. Voted Thursday with my wife, sister-in-law, and my three daughters. No pics. Youngest was voting for the first time. We made a big deal of it. No wait at all. Got there at just the right time because when we left the line was forming. The womenfolk were fired up to vote.
  6. Just in case this is serious, the poster was only attached at the top so he could slip under it.
  7. Yeah it IS weird! Especially when you consider that 100 years ago they only hit Blue states. Hmmmm.
  8. In my experience there is no more entitled group than old white women. They seem to genuinely believe that they can say and do whatever they want without consequence. My own dear mother is a fine example.
  9. And I'm going to make all the vending machines in the cafeteria free! There will be ice cream at lunch every day! Finally, there will be no more homework! Is this guy running for 7th grade student council president? That's what is "policies" sound like.
  10. I'm not sure you know what "logic" means.
  11. Turret mechanics are NOT happy about that. When I was at Ft. Knox one of our training units was moving M1 tanks across the Dixie Highway (Dixie Dieway as it was called on post) to one of the training areas early in the morning, like 3 am and an 18 wheeler driver was asleep or or not paying attention and ran through the cones where the MPs were stopping traffic and hit one of the tanks broadside at probably 50 mph. Tank moved about 4 inches and the truck was about half as long as when it started. Truck driver was dead before he knew it. No other injuries because the Tank Commander saw it coming and dropped into the turret so he wasn't decapitated by the parts of the truck that flew over the top of the tank. Tank driver was lucky as the truck hit closer to the back end of the tank so he didn't get any of the debris. Highway was closed for about 4 hours if I recall.
  12. Saw The Killer's Game with Dave Bautista last night. Good popcorn movie. If you like the badass-international-hitman genre you'll probably like this one. Good cast, some really funny moments, and doesn't take itself too seriously. Not too long. A good comparison is Bullet Train. It's at like 36% on Rotten Tomatoes, but I enjoyed it and the other twenty folks in the theater were laughing and having a good time.
  13. I'd probably go back to the Drag in 1988 and get a cheeseburger platter at GM Steakhouse. Sad but true.
  14. You've obviously never seen sit down volleyball.
  15. Hell yeah. Was out there several times and he always put on a show. My claim to fame is when Arnold Palmer hit one off the right side of number 9, I think, as I was walking by so I got to be right by him and he flicked his cig right at my feet just before he hit. Full swing prep, he had it in his mouth.
  16. Got her for the titty grab. Definitely a foul.
  17. Yes. Dead for but for the formalities. Nature can be a real bitch sometimes.
  18. Here's some nightmare fuel for you. Yes that's a wasp dragging a dead spider up my office window.
  19. I just read The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. If you think the Nazi comparisons are over the top, I suggest you read/listen to it. If I wasn't already concerned, which I was, that took it to another level. The similarities are pretty hard to ignore.
  20. Years ago when I first started in IT our help desk was 3 people in a room in the basement of the hospital where I worked. Two of them had their desks back to back so they were facing each other. The one was the team lead and she's still a friend of mine. Really great person. The other was a big black dude who is also still a friend, who played football and basketball at Copperas Cove and had both Hal Mumme and Billy Gillespie as his coaches. Anyway one day he switched the connections so his keyboard was attached to her computer. She gets a call and starts typing away and he's over there just typing gibberish very quietly. I happen to walk in about 2 minutes in while she's saying things like "what is wrong with my keyboard" etc. She's starting to get really annoyed and he starts typing stuff like "stop touching me" and "why won't you leave me alone?" and she's starting to freak out a little. Finally he can't stand it anymore and starts laughing and she realizes what's going on. Very professionally she asks the customer to hold while she restarts her PC and then she calls him an asshole and we all, including her, start laughing like 10 year olds. It was a good 5 minutes before she could get back on that call. Once she got off the call she tells us she was genuinely concerned that her PC was possessed or something. I still laugh thinking about it.
  21. Thanks. That sucks, but I suppose it makes sense.
  22. Correct me if I'm wrong, but whatever the plaintiffs get out of this would only count towards the full judgment right? The bankruptcy doesn't discharge the judgement right? So if he started a new grift, couldn't they just keep taking his money?
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