Everything posted by Felix
- Ukraine War
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Bidet Meta Threas
I put it in cleaning mode to extend the wand and sprayed vinegar directly on the nozzles. That sort of worked, so I did it again and put the solution in a zip lock bag and secured it to the wand so that the nozzles were in the solution. After 5 minutes or so I removed it and it went to self clean and after that the pressure was much better. I have hard ass water too. It sounds like you might have another issue though, if water is spraying around.
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Bidet Meta Threas
Vinegar worked for me but mine is only like 3 years old.
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"If You Think It's A Scam, It Usually Is"
The scam is most likely that they want to send you money to "buy your own equipment" but they'll send you way more than you need and then you send them back the rest, except the check was fake and you're on the hook for all of it. That's what I learned when my wife was between jobs.
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Neggers
Well I'll be....
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Neggers
Yeah I gotta question your police work there, Lou. Laugh faces are pos rep. So is Hearts, drools, and FAFO.
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Neggers
I'm an equal opportunity negger. If you post something stupid or, especially, hypocritical (Derka), or just fuck up a thread, I'll throw a neg. I'm surprised it gets people so riled up, frankly. I also give out a lot of positive rep. I think some of y'all might be too tied up in what other people on the internet think of you. I also have a shitload of posters on ignore because otherwise I'd be negging everything the posted. Just like most of you, I've been on these forums for years and I've seen most of you post a million times. I don't have a lot of time or energy for arguing with stupid shit, so I neg instead most of the time, with a few occasional short discussions. It always amuses me when someone will type something absolutely idiotic, I neg, and then I get 20 negs on random shit I've posted over the years. Internet points don't concern me, but apparently it's serious business to some of you.
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Pope Francis: You know that hell thing? Never mind....
They must have pictures of this guy fucking a little boy or something. It's the only thing that makes sense.
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The movie you just watched
Watched Number 24 on Netflix on my Dad's recommendation. Outstanding movie about the Norwegian resistance during WWII. It's a Norwegian film so you can watch it dubbed in English or Norwegian with English subtitles. I watched it with the subtitles. Some really strong performances by the actors.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
When I worked at Brackenridge Hospital back in the day it was always an all hands on deck week for the ER. We had a crotchety old doc who ran the ER back then. Dude had been an ER doc for so long that he was on shift at Parkland when they brought Kennedy in. I was working on a PC in the ER and this woman was hollering and carrying on in one of the ER bays and the nurses couldn't get her settled down. This dude comes storming out of one of the other bays and walks in and starts yelling at her to STFU. It's not an exact quote but something to the effect of "you should have thought about that before you got on a donor cycle with a drunk. You're lucky, at least you're still alive. The idiot you were riding with is having his vital organs removed right now for people who hopefully aren't morons". It was pretty brutal. I was like the Jesse drinking water gif from Breaking Bad. One of the ER nurses sitting at the desk said "God, I love that man."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Oh yeah! For some reason I thought like twenty or so were killed in that one. Mixed it up with another nightclub fire I guess.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Smoke on the Water?
- NCAA First Four: Texas vs Xavier - Wednesday 8:10pm
- NCAA First Four: Texas vs Xavier - Wednesday 8:10pm
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The movie you just watched
I think the point of the movie was to show the perspective of each of the three involved. The husband, the accused rapist, and the wife/alleged victim. It was based on an actual historical event and from my understanding the perspectives shown were based on the testimony of each and how it lead to the last trial by combat recorded in history because of the he said/he said/she said thing.
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
Doesn't everyone?
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Texas @ Ole Miss- Wednesday the 29th, 8pm on ESPN2
Nice flop
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Texas @ Ole Miss- Wednesday the 29th, 8pm on ESPN2
They only have 3 fouls. Sure, sute
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Don't leave your kids alone with this guy.
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The movie you just watched
Watched Gardens of Stone for the first time in a while and forgot what a good movie it was. As someone who served in the Army a few years later, the technical advisers on this movie did a great job. The army stuff is really good. Very underrated movie IMO. A good look at how Vietnam divided the army in much the same way as the rest of the country, but mainly just some excellent performances from James Caan, James Earl Jones, etc.
- Texas vs. Auburn - 8pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Auburn - 8pm on ESPN
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SEC Men’s Basketball 2024-2025: Somebody has to be the 16th seed in Nashville
Then dumbfuck has to foul with 1 second left as if the loss wasn't embarrassing enough.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Just quoting this one as being on topic for the topic, not particularly responding to this, but it's also relevant. My Dad worked his way up from Accountant I to Director of Accounting at Texas Health and Human Services Dept. In the 30 years he worked there the state shifted from Dem run to Rep run. Once the Reps came in, every few years they'd try to bring in a private contractor to, allegedly, make things more efficient. None of them lasted very long because they didn't understand the scope of work and inevitably under bid the project because they didn't realize that most of the inefficiencies were written in the law and, thus, couldn't just be streamlined. Each time they would come to him and say "Why do we have to do it this way?" Every single time the answer was "Because the legislature made this law because some private company found a loophole in the law and corn holed the tax payers out of millions of dollars." Do you know why it takes three forms and three levels of approval to buy a pencil? Because, some outside business found a hole the rules so that they could charge $5 for a $ .20 pencil and bilked the state for millions before it was discovered. They also didn't grasp the size of the budget or the services they would be required to provide, and thus were incredibly understaffed and inefficient because they thought providing hundreds of thousands of people services costing billions of dollars would be easy if they could just get their MBA asses on the job and find all the alleged bloat. Then they found out there wasn't nearly as much bloat as they thought. In fact, considering what they provided, it's a miracle they can do it with what they have.
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2024 Volleyball: SEC, here comes Daddy
Madi channeling Scott Sterling had me losing it over here.