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  1. Who, after spending some of their high school years in the Brazos River Shithole, would want to stay there for college? ("Great googly-moogly! Get me outta' here!" --The Cadets, Stranded In The Jungle)
  2. "Little white guys" Jesus.
  3. Tell that bitch to chill! (And, yes, the avatar fits.)
  4. “. . . cross-checking an individual’s personal data – like their name, birthdate, cell phone number and email address – against the data used to register with online sportsbooks and daily fantasy sites.” Who the fuck is dumb enough to use their real information? That's aggy-level stupid. Jesus. I always sign up as Marcel Reed, 19, College Station.
  5. Rube Goldbert would be proud.
  6. Put it on the wall.
  7. The definition of "eternity" --The time between when you come and she leaves.
  8. From "The Fountain Of Youth" by Roger James: You need a madam,” Rogers said. “A what?” Abel said. “You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.” Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving. “Look, Aronson, all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call, a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just 'cause she’s the best, but 'cause she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. If your guy don’t have nobody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels. Makes life a hell of a lot easier for you too, by the way.”
  9. Yeah, that's a life lesson (almost) all of us eventually learn: It's the way it is because they've got most of the money and all of the pussy. Simple as that.
  10. Agree with this approach 100%, but why limit it solely to NFL players?
  11. Yeah, me too. I'm going with Norman Dale, with Wilbur Flatch as assistant HC/Recruiting Coordinator.
  12. HEY! (hey) YOU! (you), get off of my cloud!
  13. Why the fuck do we want to wait that long?
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