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Royale with cheese

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  1. Somebody's been reading their Roget's again, I see.
  2. Perhaps you could reach out to that Nigerian prince who keeps emailing you.
  3. The line didn't go to -3.5 until less than 24 hours prior to kickoff--maybe even closer to 12 hours. I'm guessing that most of the money was placed at -2.5 or -3.
  4. There was a lot of talk beforehand about just Googling the game for a stream on regular YouTube. Did that work for anybody? What about all the pirate streams (other than CJK5H)? Anybody get Internet Aids? I fucked up . . .
  5. Age doesn't matter in this arena for any of us, because that's where we're headed. And we're halfway there already--digital monopollies. Plus, many of us are also paying for internet access--outside of, and in addition to, the cost of streaming subscriptions. Digital entertainment is like gasoline: They've got it all, and we have to have it. Ergo, they can charge whatever the fuck they want to for it. Oh, a few iconoclasts will balk, but the rest of us lemmings will say, "Here's my credit card; take whatever you want." (Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio Teddy Roosevelt? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.)
  6. Longhorns: "Make accurate and impartial calls, HAL." HAL: "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
  7. "You'll never get fired for buying Xerox." (Circa 1985)
  8. He be tellin' the truth.
  9. Muskrat hides hangin' by the dozen Even got a lady mink, a muskrat's cousin
  10. I assume you meant "canon," although I freely admit there have been more than a couple of times when we could have used a smooth-bore mountain howitzer pointed in the general direction of a couple of annoying posters. I could list screen names . . .
  11. Kind of like Jump Around in Camp Randall, except with snuff cans.
  12. Makes one wonder if some of those spreading/rehashing the prurient cuck and baby-daddy rumors are fifth-columnist fans of other programs posting here seditiously. Wait--does that sound like something you'd find on texags?
  13. I guess I'm the absolute only one who doesn't know, but what's the Michelle airplane story?
  14. "What--and give up show business?"
  15. "And just as you make it up in your mind to forgive her, here come another one of your best friends through the door." (Bobby Marchan)
  16. Ten percent sales tax is a bit much, no?
  17. Naw, man, that came hand-delivered, direct from Southwest Airlines. NIL works in mysterious ways, its wonders to perform, don'cha know? But, yeah, not great, Bob for damn sure.
  18. Those words make me see red every time.
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