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Royale with cheese

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  1. Rube Goldbert would be proud.
  2. Put it on the wall.
  3. The definition of "eternity" --The time between when you come and she leaves.
  4. From "The Fountain Of Youth" by Roger James: You need a madam,” Rogers said. “A what?” Abel said. “You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.” Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving. “Look, Aronson, all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call, a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just 'cause she’s the best, but 'cause she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. If your guy don’t have nobody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels. Makes life a hell of a lot easier for you too, by the way.”
  5. Yeah, that's a life lesson (almost) all of us eventually learn: It's the way it is because they've got most of the money and all of the pussy. Simple as that.
  6. Agree with this approach 100%, but why limit it solely to NFL players?
  7. Yeah, me too. I'm going with Norman Dale, with Wilbur Flatch as assistant HC/Recruiting Coordinator.
  8. HEY! (hey) YOU! (you), get off of my cloud!
  9. Why the fuck do we want to wait that long?
  10. Kaiser Bob, the Bobby Knight 2.0 experiment/miserable failure. Ah, the memories.
  11. Uh, as long as we're in correction mode, "douchebag writers" is a redundancy. Just sayin' . . .
  12. There's a Mae West joke in there somewhere . . .
  13. Said nobody ever until now, at least that I know of.
  14. Oh, you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or . . .
  15. Runnin' from his devils Lord, and reachin' for the stars And losin' all he loved, along the way He's a walkin' contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction Takin' ev'ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home
  16. So that's the reason for their sign by the pumps that says "Eat here get gas."
  17. "I didn't say that. I did not say your husband had a wart on the head of his dick." "Then what did you say?" "I said it felt like he had a wart on the head of his dick."
  18. . . . ive went to . . .
  19. He does not even own a blue pencil.
  20. Batshit and Robin.
  21. You had it right the first time.
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