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Royale with cheese

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  1. Damn, she was porcine even back then. I've got three projects going right now, all at the same time: Constructing a true perpetual motion machine, structuring a lasting peace in the Middle East, and figuring out how that ugly bitch still has a job. Of the three, that last one is by far the most challenging.
  2. "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
  3. Mr. Pot, say hello to Mr. Kettle. Y'all have so much in common . . .
  4. Well, show us your daguerrotypes then.
  5. "Sometimes I hate you." "What about the other times?" "There are no other times."
  6. What really happened is, Pedostate wanted to avoid an ass-kicking by Texas and made up some lame-ass excuse not to play. Just like fuckinaggy ran from an ass-kicking by Wake Forest in the 2021 Gator Bowl. Cowardice was the motivation in '69 and again in '21. It's a story as old as time.
  7. Well, on to, while you're at it.
  8. Then you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din, 'cause I goddam sure am--'til I draw that last, ragged breath.
  9. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
  10. An ad in the Fort Worth Light & Shopper personals: "Beat me, fuck me...make me write hot checks." Not sure what that has to do with Atlanta, but that line from The Master's just too fuckin' good to pass up.
  11. That was close to a Stoney Clark play. Real damn close. We could very well be talking about it for years.
  12. I'll tell you what has something to do with it: TV eyeballs. Because of their runaway success over the last ten years, 'Bama will produce substantially better Nielsens than Pedo State. Pedo's appeal is Rust Belt; 'Bama's is nationwide. The CFP Selection Committee won't admit it publicly, of course, but that matters. It's the same with Texas, BTW. We don't need it this year, but it's nice to have that Nielsen ace up our sleeves for the times when we do.
  13. I listened hard to all the post-game festivities but didn't hear that wonderful chant. I heard and very much enjoyed the "SECx3" chant, but what about pooooorr agg-geee?
  14. Yeah, they do. You should too. He put a lot of love and a shit-pot full of money into UT. Don't know if he did doobies or not, but welfare damn sure didn't have to buy 'em for him.
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