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Royale with cheese

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  1. Be sure and pitch this to our Surl nurses too. They've got obscene amounts of discretionary money lying around.
  2. To all you who think it's OK to kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to get your meat from the grocery store, where no animals were harmed.
  3. I wonder if today's rules would cover that time in 1972 when that sooner cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--I'm sorry, I misspoke. I shouldn't have called him a cocksucker; I should have called him that rotten-ass, syphilis-infected cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--sent that other rotten-ass, syphilis-infected cocksucker, Lonnie Williams, to pose as a painter working inside Memorial Stadium and spy on Longhorn practices? Makes Venables' modern-day shenanigans look like child's play by comparison. Never forget.
  4. For those unfortunates not familiar with this scene, there's a bank holdup clearly visible through the window, and Clouseau is hassling the organ grinder for begging without a license. The monkey (aggy) has no relevance; it's just too good a fit to pass up.
  5. Most people watch NASCAR to see the wrecks. I always watched Mangino's KU games to see the explosion.
  6. Childers is half right: Yes, McAfee is a worthless and immensely irritating piece of shit. And it's a hell of a sad commentary that what at one time was a groundbreaking show like CGD is now being tailored to attract viewers of such levels of intelligence and sophistication that Pat-Fuckin'-McAfee becomes the perfect pitchman. But Childers is wrong about McAfee ruining the show--he's too late; it's dogshit already.
  7. Killer good. Give this man a cigar--he wins the internet today.
  8. Hubble Telescope, dude. Fuckabuncha stars and shit; put it to some good use.
  9. Either one of those or a big-ass safe, from 9 or 10 stories up. I'm good either way.
  10. It's a simple matter of practicality: Warm in the winter, shade in the summer.
  11. People might think they were scissoring. Hell, they might be . . .
  12. Summa' youse guys mus' be of da' opinion dat NIL money only gets spent on playas . . .
  13. Yeah, that country shit's ugly, even on supermodels.
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