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Royale with cheese

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  1. It gathers no moss. V V V But it does gather mass. Obviously.
  2. The guys from the Mt. Rushmore thread moved it.
  3. It's called cutting the pattern to fit the cloth.
  4. Naw, the Fightin' Big Bad Billy Goat Gruffs." That's way more testosterone.
  5. "Yeah, 247, Rivals, ESPN, and Hudl had the kid as a 3-goat, but when word got around that Texas was looking at him, all four of them gave him another goat."
  6. No, I understood completely your well-phrased explanation of redistricting after every decennial federal census. I was just bemoaning the fact that the sons of bitches didn't actually die after a redistricting.
  7. If only that were true . . .
  8. Never make the third out at third base.
  9. The whole shovelfull, Miss Kitty?
  10. Yeah, on a map I get Rhode Island mixed up with Texas sometimes, too. Same with my, ah, private parts . . .
  11. Fuck, I thought that was us.
  12. Bevo likes it--says that other shit tasted like plastic.
  13. It's all Greek to me.
  14. Undefeated.
  15. "I thought they were saying, 'Frijoles! Frijoles!' What in the world do they have against beans?" --Preston Smith, 1970
  16. Earley may soon be available . . .
  17. I hope that known cocksucker develops stage 4 dick cancer--Bowels, I mean; not Venables. Well . . . . . OK, him, too.
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