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  1. Royale with cheese
    Unfortunately, neither is Jimmy Chitwood.
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    People will come, Ray.
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    The proverbial eight hundred dollar gorilla.
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    That seems delusional even for the Star-Telegram Fort Worth Light & Shopper. fify
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    Clyde McPhatter approves.
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    Not too much has been said about the conflict when two almost-equally attractive games play in the same time slot. I'm guessing that a substantial number of viewers are in the habit of watching the blue-blood game and recording the lesser game for later viewing when they can skip the time-outs, halftime bullshit, and especially the interminable reviews of calls on the field. This recording and viewing process is more complicated for streamed games than for traditional cable/satellite broadcasts--especially for the olds. (I know, because IR1.)
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    Bigfoot runs the B-12?
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    Father, forgive them; for they know not what the fuck they're talking about.
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    "She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went." --Robert Palmer, circa 1988
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    aggy doesn't like escalators because when the power goes out they're trapped on them for hours until it comes back on.
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    Positively a deal-breaker when searching for a new proctologist. Check the box. If it says 3X, don't walk away, RUN.
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    Maybe the low numbers were because they didn't start their viewership count after the game had gotten out of hand--you know, like midway through the first quarter.
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    Long-distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee . . .
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    I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather--not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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    December 31, 2000 (Poulan Weed Eater Independence Bowl): Mississippi State - 43, Texas A&M - 41 (OT)
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    Poe: I have two years in medical school. Chaney: Two years doesn't make a doctor. Poe: In my third my year, a small black cloud came on campus, and I left under it. Speed: He's trying to say he's a hophead. Poe: I have a weakness for opium. Chaney: It's a hard habit to quit. Poe: Some are born to fail, others have it thrust upon them.
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    Imagine having some of the worst takes on the football board. Well, he's from S. A., so . . .
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    I don't think it's that important.
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    Sauerkraut on a pizza? You gotta' be shittin' me--or at least the kraut.
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    "Let me think it over, will you, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I'll talk to you later."
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    I'd have to be high too to want to come to Weslaco to recruit. But at least I'd have extended an offer to you.
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    But is it undefeated?
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    This is a good place to bring this up: This year is the second year in a row that aggy missed a bowl game. (We all remember how they pussied out last year because they were scared of Wake-fucking-Forest.) The reason this is important is because that's 30 permissible practices those cowards have missed out on--15 of them voluntarily. One of the primary reasons that even a piss-ant bowl is important is the extra practices a team has to get ready for the next season--especially now with all the opt-outs. Bowl practices allow you to get some work in for your future starters to augment spring practice. Sure is a shame they're missing out . . .
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    Oh, gouge your eyes. There for a minute I thought she was trying to measure them . . . PS: And, yeah, by all means, knock the fuck outta' whoever's coming at you--him, her, or it.
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    "From Boulder, home of the University of Colorado, Tulagi's proudly presents . . . the Fabulous Astronauts!" Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Alas.

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