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Royale with cheese

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  1. Where's Madden's turducken?
  2. Actually, they're pronounced "Arrra-Cees."
  3. "Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do that . . ."
  4. I've got an old saying that I use frequently: "If you lived long enough, you'd know everything." Thanks to you, I'm now one step closer to irrepressible omniscience.
  5. Actually, depending on the number of persons to whom he was referring, "y'all" might be correct. Every Southerner worth his salt knows that "y'all" is singular; "all y'all" is plural.
  6. No shortage at all. Back then, when the TV repairman in our little town (yes, you fixed TVs back then) took off the back panel of a TV to access the tubes, he was fond of saying, "Oh, here's your problem: it's full of dead Indians."
  7. ". . . sometimes I feel that this fan base is too closed off to the non student route" I think the term you're looking for is "inbred."
  8. It counts that you've still got it.
  9. I demand that you meet me on the field of honor, sir. Miz Brat would never cook her own pet rabbit.
  10. What age group uses quotation marks to indicate the exact words spoken or written by someone other than the writer?
  11. South Alabama is a "Major" Program.
  12. That's cold, dude.
  13. 83K of which are just there to see the trainwreck.
  14. Well, so were the hookers.
  15. I think it was "Blue Horseshoe loves Remington Steele."
  16. "But why do you ask, Little Two-Dogs?"
  17. Good measurables, but, ah, about your forty time . . .
  18. Yeah, it's a goddam shame.
  19. Who, after spending some of their high school years in the Brazos River Shithole, would want to stay there for college? ("Great googly-moogly! Get me outta' here!" --The Cadets, Stranded In The Jungle)
  20. "Little white guys" Jesus.
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