Everything posted by Royale with cheese
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UTSA v Texas - 6:30 p.m.SEC Network+
Tell that bitch to chill! (And, yes, the avatar fits.)
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
“. . . cross-checking an individual’s personal data – like their name, birthdate, cell phone number and email address – against the data used to register with online sportsbooks and daily fantasy sites.” Who the fuck is dumb enough to use their real information? That's aggy-level stupid. Jesus. I always sign up as Marcel Reed, 19, College Station.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Rube Goldbert would be proud.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Put it on the wall.
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
The definition of "eternity" --The time between when you come and she leaves.
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
From "The Fountain Of Youth" by Roger James: You need a madam,” Rogers said. “A what?” Abel said. “You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.” Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving. “Look, Aronson, all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call, a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just 'cause she’s the best, but 'cause she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. If your guy don’t have nobody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels. Makes life a hell of a lot easier for you too, by the way.”
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
Yeah, that's a life lesson (almost) all of us eventually learn: It's the way it is because they've got most of the money and all of the pussy. Simple as that.
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
Agree with this approach 100%, but why limit it solely to NFL players?
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
- UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Yeah, me too. I'm going with Norman Dale, with Wilbur Flatch as assistant HC/Recruiting Coordinator.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
HEY! (hey) YOU! (you), get off of my cloud!- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Why the fuck do we want to wait that long?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Perfect Surly motto.- Rodney Terry has been fired
Kaiser Bob, the Bobby Knight 2.0 experiment/miserable failure. Ah, the memories.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Uh, as long as we're in correction mode, "douchebag writers" is a redundancy. Just sayin' . . .- Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
There's a Mae West joke in there somewhere . . .- Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Said nobody ever until now, at least that I know of.- Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
- Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Runnin' from his devils Lord, and reachin' for the stars And losin' all he loved, along the way He's a walkin' contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction Takin' ev'ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home- Tell Me About Texas a&m
So that's the reason for their sign by the pumps that says "Eat here get gas."- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- SMU AD Quits - Who needs a new Rolex?
"I didn't say that. I did not say your husband had a wart on the head of his dick." "Then what did you say?" "I said it felt like he had a wart on the head of his dick."- Tell Me About Texas a&m
. . . ive went to . . .- Tell Me About Texas a&m
He does not even own a blue pencil.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Batshit and Robin. - UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
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