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    Your monkey should be an independent contractor--you don't tell him what to charge; he doesn't tell you what to play.
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    Guys, guys:
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    "Dark sunglasses, sharkskin suitStandin' in the broken glassOf East DubuqueOn a Sunday mornin'On a Sunday mornin'" Anybody?
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    Well, duhh; they got Big Ed Bookman--probably more than one of 'em.
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    W. C. Fields, when reproached by an old dowager for taking a surreptitious nip, famously said, "Snakebite remedy, madam; I always keep it handy. In case I'm bitten by a snake, which I also always keep handy." So, I guess theoretically there can be good things about snakebites. Not so sure QB shoulder injuries fall into that same category, risk/reward-wise.
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    I've been waiting for Rojo to make a surprise throw out of that package. (And guess what?--We've got a tight end.) I figured that playing the No. 1 team close and needing a boost would be just the time to break that play out, 'cause if not then, what the hell are we saving it for? But what do I know? Wulaw beat me to it, I see.
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    Seems relevant: "I don't throw with my stomach" - Sonny Jurgensen
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    Or, maybe for you it does . . . NTTAWTT.
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    Peter Noone was. Just sayin' . . .
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    Where's Freddie Mercury when you need him?
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    Campbell's really just whoring for the D-cell battery lobby. He's also carrying water for Dasani, along with whatever the hell else those pricks throw at us from the bleachers. Fuckabuncha those assholes .
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    B-52's were first put in service around 1955. I don't know when the last airframe was made, but it had to have been a hell of a long time ago. Armybrat could probably tell us. If Eddie Ricketyback's going to crash on the flyover, at least let it hit the 'Bama sideline. (I've got under 64.5) I shouldn't complain--at least it's not a DC-3 . . .
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    We obviously needed to keep Card, the quality, experienced backup from transferring, because with our O-Line, we'll probably need him at some point. V V V
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    Chris Plonsky running the Worldwide Leader these days?
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    I asked an aggy one time if they really did unnatural things with heifers and sheep and chickens. With what little dignity he could muster, he said indignantly, "CHICKENS?!!"
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    What's the difference between aggy boots and Texas boots? With Texas boots, the shit's on the outside.
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    Uh, it's going where the tracks go . . .
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    She's built for speed. She got everything that Uncle John need.
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    Shot at and missed; shit at and hit.
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    Rutgers site said Alabama offered at the last minute, but he honored his commitment to Rutgers.
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    Next, he'll be breathing through his eyelids.
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    "Your car's uglier than I am!"
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    In Spain, they fall mainly on the plain. Not sure about DKR. (We could always get him an umbrella . . .)

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