Royale with cheese

"Send more Chuck Berry."

What, me worry?

Gang aft agley.

Silk purse, something-something-something, sow's ear, something-something . . .

Short bus. Fuckin' perfect. Never change, aggy, never change.

"Just wanna' serve my country, be the best fighter pilot in the Navy, sir!

"I'll take Left-Handed Compliments for 200, Alex."

Absolutely. A little-known historical fact is that Pavlov's dog's actual name was "Reveille." Except he pronounced it "Re-VILE'."

And they'll still go 8-4.

Uh, that's the brain wave monitor.

Spot on. All one can say is, it's correct; it's just not right.

We spotted him the "a" and one of the "t's".

How could Park West not have been a home run? After all, NCCD-College Station Properties, LLC got their start by building the bonfire in 1999.

Yormark coming to the B-12 calls to mind former US Senator Ralph Yarbrough's quip when John Connolly became a Republican: "It's the first time in recorded history that a rat has swum toward a sinking ship." The jury's still out on the "rat" characterization, but I'm solid sure about the "sinking ship" part.

I really, truly hope you guys come out OK in all this. But can you rely on past eyeball statistics that include y'all playing us and blOw-U every year? Because that won't be the case going forward and even those Madison Avenue pricks can figure that out . . .

You know the Shaggy/Surly credo: "Pix or it didn't happen."

He's on the Big-12 Commissioner's Honor Roll, so I'd guess it's partly for GPA. But I suspect that the real reason likely lies in the last paragraph. HIGH SCHOOL Earned a 247Sports Composite ranking of three stars and the No. 51 pro-style quarterback … named a three-star prospect by 247Sports ... had his senior season canceled due to COVID-19... a two-year starter who finished his career 5,355 passing yards and 58 touchdowns through the air … threw 13 interceptions on 589 attempts … rushed for 404 career yards and seven touchdowns ... led the Eagles to a 16-3-1 record during his sophomore and junior seasons 2020 ... passed for 2,833 yards and 32 touchdowns and rushed for 213 yard and six touchdowns his junior season ... threw for 2,299 yards and 25 touchdowns with a completion percentage of 64.1 percent (152-of-237) during his sophomore year ... participated in the Elite 11 regional in Los Angeles … played for head coach Jake Ford … also played lacrosse for the Eagles PERSONAL Grandfather, Jim Bob Moffett, played tackle on the Longhorns 1959 SWC championship team under coach Darrell Royal and was inducted into the Texas Athletics Hall of Honor in 1990.

Ohm-my-god, that's watt I currently call it too. Shocking.

Omigod! Bowlsby's going to the NCAA.

You left out the "h" and the "i".

Is that ^^^ John Sharp? Looks like him but I've just never seen him laugh--well, not since somebody told him Dewhurst would beat him for light governor in 2002.

Sounds like a buncha' shit to me. We've officially been "The" University of Texas since the adoption of the current Texas Constitution in 1876, wherein Section 10 of Article 7 reads: "Sec. 10. ESTABLISHMENT OF UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS; AGRICULTURAL AND MECHANICAL DEPARTMENT. The Legislature shall as soon as practicable establish, organize and provide for the maintenance, support and direction of a University of the first class, to be located by a vote of the people of this State, and styled, "The University of Texas", for the promotion of literature, and the arts and sciences, including an Agricultural, and Mechanical department." (bolding added; quotation marks are a part of the Constitution) And in case anyone was wondering, the constitutional mandate that The University of Texas be a "university of the first class" is what differentiates us from the fuckin' aggys. And the fuckin' sooners. And the fuckin' bucknuts. And the fuckin' . . .

This guy would be decent. He handles pitchers pretty good.

Even in the face of trying to navigate through the losers bracket with no reliable arms . . .

A MacArthur Park helmet?