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Royale with cheese

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  1. If only there was this global network of linked computers, servers, phones, and smart appliances that facilitate research through the fast exchange of information and files . . .
  2. The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' room.
  3. Not exactly apples and apples, but an unjustifiably conceited and equally offensive Jim Rome comes to mind.
  4. Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear was a Methodist
  5. Some folks up in East Texas used to call it "round steak."
  6. When it comes to advanced statistics, I think Mark Twain said it best: "There are liars, damned liars, and that little Graham Harmon cocksucker."
  7. But not before I wave my private parts at your aunties.
  8. "Anyone, anytime, anywhere"--Pat Hill, Fresno State, circa 2000s. Works for us, too.
  9. Cotton Bowl, October 8, 2022, 49-0 says hey.
  10. Proud new Surly motto. Put it on the masthead.
  11. All Bridger had to do was lace up his Nikes and outrun Glass.
  12. Yeah, I love a good second-chance-redemption story too. We all need to believe that true rehabilitation is an attainable goal. I only have one itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny problem with Dvoracek: The rotten cocksucker's still alive. Other than that . . .
  13. Yeah, summers are nice in Wisconsin. This year it was Wednesday.
  14. My great-great-grandfather was an old Indian fighter. My great-great-grandmother was an old Indian.
  15. Well, fuck. Tall, handsome, and rich doesn't apply to me . . .
  16. I said, Lord, take me downtown I'm just lookin' for some tush
  17. While you're at it, you oughta' counter "Third and Orlando."
  18. Herro. This is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message when you hear the beep. You have our gratitude.
  19. I hope he doesn't, AND, that we win one on January 19, 2026 at Hard Rock. Oh yeah, that goes for that miserable turncoat asshole Cunt Bowels, too.
  20. What's that old saying--"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you." Seems like that applies in this particular discussion . . . somewhere . . . to somebody. Not sure exactly who.
  21. I don't know about the slippery part . . .
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