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Royale with cheese

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  1. In some cultures that's considered an ass-set.
  2. "Playing QB is 90% mental; the other half is physical." --Yogi Royale
  3. "It's the economy, stupid." --James Carville, 1992 "It's the line of scrimmage, stupid." --anybody who truly understands football (Banks, Conner, Majors, Campbell, Williams, October 19, 2024, pointedly excluded)
  4. If the circumstances were different, the situation would be otherwise.
  5. Problem is, the buckle on the hatband should always be on the left side. Here, the dimples-in-front don't match the buckle-on-the-left convention. Probably originally designed by some okie dumbass.
  6. Your point stands, but "The" should be capitalized, as it's part of our official title. (Unlike tOSU, we just choose not to make a big deal out of it.) The Texas Constitution Article 7 Sec. 10. ESTABLISHMENT OF UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS; AGRICULTURAL AND MECHANICAL DEPARTMENT. The Legislature shall as soon as practicable establish, organize and provide for the maintenance, support and direction of a University of the first class, to be located by a vote of the people of this State, and styled, "The University of Texas", for the promotion of literature, and the arts and sciences, including an Agricultural, and Mechanical department. (Emphasis added for the elucidation of aggys; you'll note that it doesn't specify multiple universities of the first class) (Feb. 15, 1876.)
  7. Nattie, tuddie, hundo, jawja . . .
  8. Having the x's and o's AND the Jimmies and Joes is a pretty good formula.
  9. Meaningless? That meant a hell of a lot to those of us who had 'Horns -7 for the second half.
  10. Come on, dude--haven't you learned anything? Taste, judgment, and morals are orphans on Surly. (For the record, I'm with you 100% and I'm not all that old.)
  11. Yeah, you just can't unsee shit like that and the same five words reverberate through my head every time: 'Jesus, lady--cover it up.'
  12. After tonight's slate, I'd recommend changing the thread title to "2024 Season Thread and all the shit games in between"
  13. I'd say "cut of your gib," but that's an old, castrated male cat, so . . .
  14. You must mean "gibes," not "jibes;" Surly rarely agrees with anything.
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