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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Imma steal that one, too.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
- Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
- Tell Me About Notre Dame
More entitlement and arrogance than independence, I think, but definitely agree with the FAFO.- The Big 12 is fucking awful
Del Shannon would agree. (Well, if he was still alive.)- 2026 Longhorns Coaching Staff
Speculation, or well grounded?- Dicker The Kicker
U.S. Customs rules and regulations require that imported goods from China be conspicuously and legibly marked with their country of origin. Wonder if all Dicker's field goals and extra points have to be stamped "Made in China?" (Let's not tell Trump; he'd probably tack a 1/2-point tariff on 'em.) Way to go, great Longhorn. Wish we'd had you last year.- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Amen, brother. That cocksucker fails spectacularly on two different levels--first, he's got the most irritating voice in radio and, second, what he says pisses me off more than his voice does. Much as I enjoy listening to Neuheisel, I can't and won't listen to the show because of Childers.- Tell Me About Notre Dame
I never really thought we'd get in the CFP--not deep-down. But a small part of me still hoped that with the eyeballs we'd bring to a game, our TV overlords would somehow find a plausible way to squeeze us in. What I didn't see was the big picture: The bowl selection structure was out there all along and they knew that a Texas-Michigan game will draw a shit-ton of eyeballs, in the CFP or out. This way, TV pretty much gets to have their cake and eat it too.- Tell Me About Notre Dame
How much time ya got?- 2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Yeah, but that's only after they've done the damage and you're left sitting at home with nothing but "wait'll next year."- 2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
I've said it before: Make the CFP Committee deliberations and vote PUBLIC. Follow some version of the ACC replay process where everybody is privy to the conversations between the on-field refs and the replay officials. Do that for the Committee. At the very least, make the Committee voting process public. Force the Committee members to own their votes. ('Course, you might have to put those voting against ND, Georgia, and Alabama in witness protection . . .)- SEC Catch-all Thread
I sure as hell hope so.- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Riffing (borrowing your term) off of your #4, and taking into consideration the ACC's experiment with allowing viewers to listen in on the on-field ref's conversations with the replay officials, how about televising the CFP Committee's deliberations? Let's let everybody hear the reasoning and the debate. I realize, of course that that can't happen for obvious reasons (not the least of which is the time said deliberations take), but wouldn't it be kind of nice to listen in, to see the sausage being made, as it were?- Lane Kiffin to LSU?
I've always said that whether you go out of Texas to the east or to the south, the only real difference is the language.- 2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Actually, there are four: Notrefuckindame, UConn, Sacramento State, and Merrimack. ND is probably working hard behind the scenes to schedule all three of them for 2026--you know, birds of a feather, and like that.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It's the same now as it always has been: You watch and hope that ou, aggy, and ND get boat-raced. I mean, they get their shit pushed in in supremely embarrassing fashion on national TV. I don't ever want to see any one of those cocksuckers ever win another game. Ever.- Texas Roster 2026
In the NIL era, you have to manage your roster and make hard decisions. You pay NIL money for performance and there's just so much NIL money available at a given time. Loyalty to the maxed-out 3-star "good kid from a good family who bleeds orange and gives us 100% every time" is a luxury you can no longer afford. NIL has made it a two-way street now: If you perform, here's a check; if you don't/can't perform, hit the door, kid, we'll bring in somebody who can. Cold and harsh? You bet. Necessary? You bet.- We're Going (Citrus) Bowling!!!
Yeah, they constipate me too.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Naw, as I recall, we got fucked by a couple of Big-12 opponent-coaches' calculated, intentional, let's-fuck-UT poll votes. (Lookin' at you, Art Briles, you cocksucker. Texas #5?! Bullshit.)- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
This today from The Mercury, Manhattan's daily fishwrap: "Klein, 36, is currently the offensive coordinator at Texas A&M, where he has been the past two seasons. Prior to that he was the offensive coordinator under Klieman. He’s a K-State icon, having led the Wildcats to a Big 12 title as quarterback in 201." I love exploring history's backstories--you learn something new every day, like the fact that Klein's hiring in 201 A.D. ranks right up there with Lucius Annius Fabianus and Marcus Nonius Arrius Mucianus serving as consuls in the Roman Empire, while in the Hellenistic world, Philip V of Macedon was defeated by a coalition of Greek states at the Battle of Chios after his failed siege of the city. Heavy-duty stuff indeed.- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
There's precedent, all the way back to the 1500s. Only back then they called them Crusaders. Kasper Gutman: "What do you know, sir, about the Order of the Hospital of St. John of Jerusalem, later known as the Knights of Rhodes and other things?" Sam Spade: "Crusaders or something, weren't they?"- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
BOMC, full-throated and doin' work.- Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Late to the WTF party. Never mind. - Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
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