Royale with cheese

This excerpt from a book I read recently pretty well sums it up: “You really want to help your guy?” Rogers said. “Of course. That’s why I’m here,” Abel replied. “You need a madam,” Rogers said. “A what?” Abel said. “Rogers, you’re a cop.” “That’s why I know what I’m talking about. You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.” Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving. “Look, Aronson,” Rogers said, “all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just because she’s the best, but because she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. And, most important, she don’t get intentionally knocked up. If your guy don’t have somebody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels.”

So you're saying that the shitty music in the locker room begets the shitty play on the field? Were it so simple . . .

Say, do any of you guys know the Madison?

Caitlyn Jenner, proud, supportive aggy, holds press conference denouncing Nick Saban.

Hang in there. It's a good thing you're doing. Still, this old Dean Martin quote comes to mind: "I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day." --Dean Martin

My clock only has one six on it and that comes in the afternoon . . .

HCIW

Get it right: It's "aggy."

Well, if you're talking about NFL future possibilities, yes.

Sorry to be so late, but does anybody have a live stream? I mean besides those money-grubbing ESPN+ assholes?

You real sure this is the hill you want to die on?

Where's the Poulan Weedwhacker Bowl? Aggy wants to know.

Nothing will ever go back to "resembling college football" until we get a handle on buying players (NIL) and free agency (the portal). And since that's mostly thanks to the Supreme Court, the NCAA is (even more) emasculated. About the only thing we can hope for is that Congress fixes it statutorily. And what the fuck has Congress fixed in the last 50 years? Face it, Flounder: we fucked.

With regard to today's "media," what level of responsibility could you reasonably expect of idiots who write shit like this? (From BON just minutes ago.) "Through recruiting, he’s made strides since the conclusion of the 2021 campaign, including vaulted quarterback transfer Quinn Ewers, who left the Ohio State Buckeyes after one year."

Three CFB teams I put my heart and soul into EVERY time they play: 1. Longhorns 2. Anybody playing blOw-U 3. Anybody playing aggy

Sorry's not exactly what I feel for him--Blake Fucking Gideon too.

OL eval and development is hard. Alabama's post-spring training depth chart shows both Brockermeyers running third string. Either they aren't as good as expected or 'Bama's so damn loaded they can't crack the two-deep. Not a knock on those guys, per se; I wanted them here so bad I could taste it, and I'd take them in the portal faster'n a cat can lick its ass. I guess we should keep in mind that OL procurement/composition is far from an exact science.

"Baseball been berry, berry good to me."

OK, class, our cool new word of the day is "transitioned." Say it with me: trans-ISH'-und, transitioned. That's it. Now, I want you to give me no more than 500 words, in which you must use transitioned at least four times. Got it? OK, begin writing.