Everything posted by Royale with cheese
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Having the x's and o's AND the Jimmies and Joes is a pretty good formula.
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
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Looking for a poster with "Rizz"
Come on, dude--haven't you learned anything? Taste, judgment, and morals are orphans on Surly. (For the record, I'm with you 100% and I'm not all that old.)
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yeah, you just can't unsee shit like that and the same five words reverberate through my head every time: 'Jesus, lady--cover it up.'
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SEC Catch-all Thread
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2024 Season Thread and all the shit in between games
After tonight's slate, I'd recommend changing the thread title to "2024 Season Thread and all the shit games in between"
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
I'd say "cut of your gib," but that's an old, castrated male cat, so . . .
- Game week thread, Week 6, Red River Shootout
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
You must mean "gibes," not "jibes;" Surly rarely agrees with anything.
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Texas WR/TE Passing Offense Talk
Am I the only one who thinks those who write for a living comment on Longhorn bulletin board posts should demonstrate an understanding of the difference between "Aggies" and " aggys?"
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Game week thread, Week 6, Red River Shootout
From the old Groucho Marx's You Bet Your Life TV show (circa 1958): Groucho: Well, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, are there any little Smiths running around out there? Smith: We have 13 children, Groucho. Groucho: Thirteen children? Smith: I love my wife very much. Groucho: I love my cigar too, but I take it out every once in a while. (Pretty racy for 1958 network TV.)
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2024 Random Games thread
"Woody Hayes? Michigan?" "Forget it, he's rolling." But back to Woody--oh yeah, he was an asshole all right, but in 1968 he gave us one of the baddest football quotes ever. tOSU was crushing Michigan late in the fourth quarter. With the first string still in, tOSU scored a meaningless touchdown and Woody then kept the offense on the field and instead of kicking the extra point, went for two. After the game, reporters asked why he went for two when he was already up by a score of 50-14. He snapped, "Because I couldn't go for three!" Now, that's the kind of hatred we need on display in Dallas this October. However, Woody's quote might not be quite as badass as Bill Bradley's coin-toss quote against aggy. We won the toss and the ref asked Bradley if he wanted to kick or receive. Y'all know what comes next, what Bradley said, but I gotta' say it one more time: "It don't make a shit." Perfection. BTW, there's a new book about Bradley coming out next month, "Blue-Eyed Soul Brother--The Versatile Football Life of Super Bill Bradley." The blurb describing the book contains this depressing line: "Today, Bradley is engaged in another struggle, this one with memory loss and other cognitive impairments caused by the many concussions he suffered during his nine-year playing career in the NFL." Hadn't heard about that until now. Damn.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.
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UNLV starting QB: fuck this shit, I'm outta here (check bounced)
This is not negotiation, it's straight-out extortion and I suspect that's illegal, even in Nevada. But let's talk about the real victims here--the folks who took UNLV on Monday and laid the 3 points . . .
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Don't rightly know, but it's apparently something Fantastic Johnny C. did down Broadway, but that was before Ringo told him to back off. I has the confuse.
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
What it is ain't exactly clear.
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Tell me about ou
The statewide vote to legalize recreational weed failed in every county. The med-mari business is in severe decline. When it comes to weed, Tokelahoma ain't what it's cracked up to be. Most chalk the decline up to the competition: The meth market is a tough nut to crack.
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Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
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2024 Season Thread and all the shit in between games
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CFB coaching carousel
Not fuckin' long enough.
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Tell me about ou
- Florida Gators
- 2024 Season Thread and all the shit in between games
I graduated with honors from the Ed McMahon School of Straight Lines, so, "Collie Station, huh? Anybody know what happened to all the 50-cent pieces?"
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