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Royale with cheese

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  1. Three CFB teams I put my heart and soul into EVERY time they play: 1. Longhorns 2. Anybody playing blOw-U 3. Anybody playing aggy
  2. Sorry's not exactly what I feel for him--Blake Fucking Gideon too.
  3. OL eval and development is hard. Alabama's post-spring training depth chart shows both Brockermeyers running third string. Either they aren't as good as expected or 'Bama's so damn loaded they can't crack the two-deep. Not a knock on those guys, per se; I wanted them here so bad I could taste it, and I'd take them in the portal faster'n a cat can lick its ass. I guess we should keep in mind that OL procurement/composition is far from an exact science.
  4. "Baseball been berry, berry good to me."
  5. OK, class, our cool new word of the day is "transitioned." Say it with me: trans-ISH'-und, transitioned. That's it. Now, I want you to give me no more than 500 words, in which you must use transitioned at least four times. Got it? OK, begin writing.
  6. Never been to Altus, I take it.
  7. The NFL has NIL?
  8. Amen, brother. And how did we manage to fuck up the Ouch!-wan Mathis deal? Was it due to: (1) a myopic, offensive(only)-minded HC? (2) a miserable 2021 season, where we went 5-7, had the worst defense in program history, and lost to Kansas? (Oh, wait--Nebraska went 3-9, finishing up with 6 straight losses.) (3) The richest university in the world getting out-played in the NIL game by fucking Nebraska? (4) Our under-the-table bag-men falling down on the job? What? It's got to be something. In a vacuum, nobody wants to live in fucking sub-zero Lincoln when they could come to Austin. What the fuck happened?
  9. Apparently, several are portaling out today, with more likely to come. Are there any of them that we really hate to lose? That's an honest question--yes, we need the roster space, but it's not like we've got talent running out our ears at all positions.
  10. She passed a while ago. Crazy you knew her. Small world. In the Biblical sense.
  11. It's like RBIs in baseball. The plural "Craps" in CIP makes CIP grammatically sufficient, but CIPs just flows better. Like Card's crap up in the Ozarks. BTW, I expect CIPs to be featured in a new episode of South Park very soon, probably picking up where Bono left off. (Anticipated spoiler alert: It'll kill Kenny.)
  12. Mack thought he was recruiting a point guard.
  13. Something...something...whistling... something...graveyard...something...something
  14. "Where you from, Johnny?" "Wyoming."
  15. We've always got baseball to fall back on--oh, wait . . .
  16. C'mon, man, don't you know it's like that sign in Joe's Crab Shack, "Free Beer Tomorrow." With aggy it's always next year.
  17. And Jerruh resumes his rightful title as numero uno.
  18. What's the latest on Hookfin after his donorcycle accident? Will he ever be back, or is he out-out?
  19. City girls just seem to find out early,How to open doors with just a smile....
  20. You got that right. We Surlites don't need no education; we revel in our ignorance.
  21. Simple: Pick smarter friends. Profit.
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