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Royale with cheese

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  1. Mark Henry?
  2. Reminds me of one of my favorite books, "Spots On The Wall" by Hoo Flung Dung.
  3. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly . . .
  4. That's it. That's my bad motherfucker.
  5. Considering the zeal with which aggy attempts to copyright their factitious and unfounded 12th-man claim, as well as their patented "Wait 'til next year" mantra, they oughta sue Joe's Crab Shack for displaying "Free Beer Tomorrow" signs.
  6. Austin says, hold my beer.
  7. Well, there's O.J. . . .
  8. Bum Phillips, yeah, but he was rephrasing a quote relating to Bear Bryant: "[he] could take his’n and beat your’n, then take your’n and beat his’n.”
  9. "You're gonna' do WHAT?!"
  10. How could they not?
  11. If that dipshit Bigsby would've had enough sense to stay inbounds, we'd have had all three. But I guess if a frog had wings . . .
  12. Ask that dipshit, Craig Curry. He's a goddam expert.
  13. Did you smell whiskey in the air? More importantly, were you wearing a Nudie suit?
  14. We better damn well hope so, otherwise I can see the Peoples Temple Agricultural Project in our not-too-distant future. (It was the Kool Aid there, too.)
  15. Sorry, it has to be a human sacrifice to have any efficacy.
  16. Sears tires.mp4
  17. Uh, "K," like in "Kansas?" I mean, Strong, and now . . .
  18. Asian. No, wait--Aleutian. One of Unalaska's "Seven Blocks of Ice."
  19. Nurse. Ask him to show you his pay stub.
  20. Music by the Trammps?
  21. Well I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking/ Mr. Peabody's coal train has hauled it away
  22. Nice try, and a good humanitarian gesture, but you got the helmet to him entirely too late.
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