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Royale with cheese

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  1. Childers is half right: Yes, McAfee is a worthless and immensely irritating piece of shit. And it's a hell of a sad commentary that what at one time was a groundbreaking show like CGD is now being tailored to attract viewers of such levels of intelligence and sophistication that Pat-Fuckin'-McAfee becomes the perfect pitchman. But Childers is wrong about McAfee ruining the show--he's too late; it's dogshit already.
  2. Killer good. Give this man a cigar--he wins the internet today.
  3. Hubble Telescope, dude. Fuckabuncha stars and shit; put it to some good use.
  4. Either one of those or a big-ass safe, from 9 or 10 stories up. I'm good either way.
  5. It's a simple matter of practicality: Warm in the winter, shade in the summer.
  6. People might think they were scissoring. Hell, they might be . . .
  7. Summa' youse guys mus' be of da' opinion dat NIL money only gets spent on playas . . .
  8. Yeah, that country shit's ugly, even on supermodels.
  9. I hate to break it to you, dude, but for most of Alabama "Deliverance" wasn't a Hollywood movie, it was a documentary.
  10. "Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth." --Mike Tyson and gmr548
  11. Originally, Southwest Texas State Normal School. Eventually, Southwest Texas State Teachers College, where they taught LBJ how to pick up Beagles by their ears. Should have stopped there.
  12. If you only had the ability to just, you know, not log in or something. Instead, I have to assume that Hades has inflicted upon you the Sisyphean task of reading each and every comment on this board, and then when you've almost forgotten them, reading them all over again. For all eternity. Makes one wonder what you did to earn such a fate.
  13. "He's ass, my dude." Tate Martell . . . Drew Tate . . . Golden Tate . . . I can't keep all those Tates, uh, straight.
  14. I'm an "Indianola" fan, myself and I've had this thought too many times about too many assholes: And he calls me hillbilly And he laughs at my hair But a cancer’ll get him If anything’s fair
  15. Or you could just be a weatherman--get paid a lot of jack for being right about 30% of the time. Maybe.
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