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Royale with cheese

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  1. To all you who think it's OK to kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to get your meat from the grocery store, where no animals were harmed.
  2. I wonder if today's rules would cover that time in 1972 when that sooner cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--I'm sorry, I misspoke. I shouldn't have called him a cocksucker; I should have called him that rotten-ass, syphilis-infected cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--sent that other rotten-ass, syphilis-infected cocksucker, Lonnie Williams, to pose as a painter working inside Memorial Stadium and spy on Longhorn practices? Makes Venables' modern-day shenanigans look like child's play by comparison. Never forget.
  3. For those unfortunates not familiar with this scene, there's a bank holdup clearly visible through the window, and Clouseau is hassling the organ grinder for begging without a license. The monkey (aggy) has no relevance; it's just too good a fit to pass up.
  4. Most people watch NASCAR to see the wrecks. I always watched Mangino's KU games to see the explosion.
  5. Childers is half right: Yes, McAfee is a worthless and immensely irritating piece of shit. And it's a hell of a sad commentary that what at one time was a groundbreaking show like CGD is now being tailored to attract viewers of such levels of intelligence and sophistication that Pat-Fuckin'-McAfee becomes the perfect pitchman. But Childers is wrong about McAfee ruining the show--he's too late; it's dogshit already.
  6. Killer good. Give this man a cigar--he wins the internet today.
  7. Hubble Telescope, dude. Fuckabuncha stars and shit; put it to some good use.
  8. Either one of those or a big-ass safe, from 9 or 10 stories up. I'm good either way.
  9. It's a simple matter of practicality: Warm in the winter, shade in the summer.
  10. People might think they were scissoring. Hell, they might be . . .
  11. Summa' youse guys mus' be of da' opinion dat NIL money only gets spent on playas . . .
  12. Yeah, that country shit's ugly, even on supermodels.
  13. I hate to break it to you, dude, but for most of Alabama "Deliverance" wasn't a Hollywood movie, it was a documentary.
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