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Royale with cheese

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  1. The hottest I can remember was Rout 66, in the east stands. Left as soon as it became uncompetitive, which, as I recall was about the middle of the second quarter. Handwriting was on the wall, sunburn was on my face, which you couldn't see because of the mortification. Gave my tix away and took the rest of the year off, as it was plain Mackovic had us well on the way to a shit season, in which we ended up 4-7 overall; 2-6 in conference. Ah, but Arizona proved to be an even greater fool than we--they hired Mackovic and he went 10-18 and was fired midway through his third season there. The good old days aren't always the good old days, know what I mean?
  2. The football equivalent of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: "Million dollar arm; five-cent head."
  3. "a poverty program like OU" Ain't it wonderful to say that? Goddam!
  4. The aggy idiot (is that redundant?) who tried the ill-fated lateral was John Brotherton of Mineola. Played against him. Bad dude. Lots of muscle. Most of it between his ears. Obviously.
  5. They're big humans running into each other at speed--classic application of the impulse-momentum formula. You can't bubble-wrap 'em; some of the above has to be expected. All we can hope for is that it's kept to a minimum and that truly key personnel are spared.
  6. "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word." --Professor Irwin Corey Or, put in context, "You go ahead and coach up the 3-stars; I'll take the 5-stars every time."
  7. Worse even, we'll be blessed with Holly Porcine Rowe for yet another season--hell, for all I know we'll be stuck with her for eternity and beyond. My fucking eyes will bleed. Again.
  8. My gal don't go for smokin' And liquor just makes her flinch Seems she just goes for nothin' Except my big ten inch Record of a band that plays the blues Well, the band that play the blues She just love my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues --For you newbies, the original is Bull Moose Jackson; Aerosmith covered it word-for-word.
  9. Your dad's got a good memory. A 1957 radio jingle proclaimed: "What's the word? Thunderbird / How's it sold? Good and cold / What's the jive? 'Bird's alive / What's the price? Thirty twice."
  10. What's the word?
  11. Good workaround if you want to read the full article: Add "archive.ph/" before the url. It'll read: archive.ph/https://www.espn.com/college-football/insider/story/_/id/38115407/connelly-college-football-ifs-list-contenders-georgia-alabama-ohio-state-michigan-lsu Follow resulting instructions.
  12. Poor soul. You were just too high-strung.
  13. That's easy. Just like you have to do with Jaguars: You buy two at a time--one to drive while the other's in the shop.
  14. “Now, Manziel isn't even remotely the first NFL player to blow a million-to-one chance to star in America's favorite game . . . Even nerdy Browns linebacker Myles Garrett was suspended indefinitely in 2019 after trying to behead a Pittsburgh Steeler with a helmet.” Didn't they both play college ball at . . . at . . . no, don't tell me, I'll get it in a minute . . .
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