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Royale with cheese

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  1. I know how you feel. I dated a witch and one time when we were driving, she whispered in my ear and I turned into a motel.
  2. Yep, give me a job any day where you get paid good money and only have to be right about 30% of the time.
  3. Yep. Before there. Guilty as charged.
  4. Uh, guys, the line between football talk and cloakroom bullshit is back there--waaaay back there.
  5. Unionization. Collective bargaining. Strikes. Yeah, that'll help college football. That's just what we need. Fuckin' government. Jesus H. Christ.
  6. Not enough.
  7. You're forgetting about the "only one from each state" gentlemen's agreement. Florida will doubtless object and that will keep Free Shoes out, just like aggy did to Texas. Oh, wait . . .
  8. He doesn't actually suck, he just holds them in his mouth for a while.
  9. Yeah, they're only 30 seconds or a minute on home TV. They stretch them to 4, maybe 5 minutes if you're actually in the stands. Jesus.
  10. Don't call me Shirley.
  11. Top Gun.mp4
  12. Bullshit. Piggie win was my counseling session.
  13. Remember when some banks were too big to fail? Red's too rich to die.
  14. The one on the left.mp4
  15. You can always tell an engineer . . . you just can't tell him much.
  16. You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? What? Mayonnaise. Ahhh, goddam. I seen 'em do it, man. They drown 'em in that shit.
  17. Yeah, but a rock feels no pain. And an island, unlike Texas fans over the last 12 years or so, never cries.
  18. Who's on first?
  19. Bingo. Although it's possible we see some minor improvement in OL play, i.e., coordination, assignment integrity, we shouldn't expect too much. And they clearly won't get any bigger, faster, stronger in 2 or 3 weeks. So the two questions above are right on target. The answers, well, we'll see.
  20. And unicorns, too. Considering what we've trotted out there since David Thomas, they must be about the same thing.
  21. Pussy--it'll do it every time. It's undefeated and still the heavyweight champion of the world.
  22. Me: There are times when I think our fanbase is the absolute worst. She: And the other times? Me: There are no other times.
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