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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Flow Morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming Into my life. Into my life...
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It Was A Different Era
- So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
- 2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
- 2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
- 2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
I, for one, am in the vast majority of long-time fans of one of the greatest rivalries in all of CFB--probably the greatest--who are fed up with some corporate marketing department telling some pencil-dick intern who doesn't know sheep shit from wild honey when it comes to real football, because he probably identifies as a girl anyway, that the pure and unadulterated sobriquet of "The OU Game," which stood for, oh, 100 years or so (and is 63-50-5 in favor of UT), is woefully insufficient as a title, and that what we need is a catchy corporate branding moniker that'll help us sell more Lite Beer, or Chevrolet pickups, or cut-rate auto insurance, or some such, totally without regard to the value of history and tradition, and without offending any self-styled protected class in the process, and while you're at it, make it the longest run-on sentence in the history of marketing and promotion, and by the way, we need it tomorrow. That's where I am on this "Red River Whatever-The-fuck" bullshit, and I refuse to compromise.- Longhorn Radio Stations Changing
As long as Bob Cole doesn't come with it.- Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Walter Cronkite (to Armybrat): "What sort of day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times... and you were there."- Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
- 2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
"Send More Chuck Berry"- More layoffs at ESPN
And that's a bad thing, because . . . ? Also, and I know this has been voiced several times upthread, but ESPN's Night of the Long Knives has somehow spared that racist cocksucker, Steven A. Smith. Go figure.- Realignment talk not going away
- Realignment talk not going away
ISWY(inadvertently)DT- Tell Me About Texas a&m
You misspelled "every fucking one."- Johnny (football?) Manziel
Walking peter dish.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Shot at and missed; shit at and hit.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Probably smallcox, too.- Realignment talk not going away
- More layoffs at ESPN
Maybe she's like Ron White when they read him his rights: "At that point I had the right to reman silent . . but I didn't have the ability."- NEW Texas F00Tball training facility!!!
Focused lasers, so we can vaporize opponents' critical field goal attempts. QB's too, if it comes down to it.- Realignment talk not going away
If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs. If we had some eggs.- New SEC divisions and pods thread (Page 38 starts recent discussion)
- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Special Assistant to the Head Coach, huh? Replaces Patterson in that role. Very telling that the two holders of this title are/have been defensive minds. Two things come to mind: First, Sark doesn't think he needs help with the offense (hopefully, he's right), and, second, maybe he realizes that PK isn't the be-all, end-all DC (hopefully Saddam will help as much as Patterson did, which I think was meaningful).- Bad: Schembechler's kid is a racist POS, fired by Michigan after 3 days; worst: answers to "Shemy"
Anybody on this board familiar with the old aggy Rorschach inkblot joke?Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate DonationsBack to top - So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
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