Everything posted by Royale with cheese
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Realignment talk not going away
aggy doesn't like escalators because when the power goes out they're trapped on them for hours until it comes back on.
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AFA football player dies walking to class
Positively a deal-breaker when searching for a new proctologist. Check the box. If it says 3X, don't walk away, RUN.
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CFP National Championship Game: #1 Georgia vs #3 TCU.
Maybe the low numbers were because they didn't start their viewership count after the game had gotten out of hand--you know, like midway through the first quarter.
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the USFL is back
Long-distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee . . .
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NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather--not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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2023 Goodyear Cotton Bowl - Tulane vs. USC
December 31, 2000 (Poulan Weed Eater Independence Bowl): Mississippi State - 43, Texas A&M - 41 (OT)
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NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
Poe: I have two years in medical school. Chaney: Two years doesn't make a doctor. Poe: In my third my year, a small black cloud came on campus, and I left under it. Speed: He's trying to say he's a hophead. Poe: I have a weakness for opium. Chaney: It's a hard habit to quit. Poe: Some are born to fail, others have it thrust upon them.
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Sauerkraut on a pizza? You gotta' be shittin' me--or at least the kraut.
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CFB coaching carousel
"Let me think it over, will you, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I'll talk to you later."
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Tell Me About UTRGV (WAC in 2025)
I'd have to be high too to want to come to Weslaco to recruit. But at least I'd have extended an offer to you.
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Why does Plonsky still have a job?
But is it undefeated?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is a good place to bring this up: This year is the second year in a row that aggy missed a bowl game. (We all remember how they pussied out last year because they were scared of Wake-fucking-Forest.) The reason this is important is because that's 30 permissible practices those cowards have missed out on--15 of them voluntarily. One of the primary reasons that even a piss-ant bowl is important is the extra practices a team has to get ready for the next season--especially now with all the opt-outs. Bowl practices allow you to get some work in for your future starters to augment spring practice. Sure is a shame they're missing out . . .
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Oh, gouge your eyes. There for a minute I thought she was trying to measure them . . . PS: And, yeah, by all means, knock the fuck outta' whoever's coming at you--him, her, or it.
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CFB coaching carousel
"From Boulder, home of the University of Colorado, Tulagi's proudly presents . . . the Fabulous Astronauts!" Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Alas.
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CFB coaching carousel
Uncle Phil says hi.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Your avatar was captured perfectly giving birth to a fine aggy corpsman.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The Longest Yard.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Inhabitants of the southernmost regions of Egypt near its border with Sudan speak a dialect of Masril Masry, in which "surly" translates directly to "dumb take." So let it be written; so let it be done.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I guess that's why they call it a perp-walk.
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Three current UVA football players killed in shooting
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln . . ."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Craig Curry says hold my beer.
- Why do we play zone defense against garbage QBs?
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