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Royale with cheese

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  1. Is anything actually before you were born? (I'm right there with you, BTW.)
  2. Lacewell, Jimbo . . . I'm beginning to see a pattern here.
  3. You stray off the main roads in several parts of SEC country and you'll find out pretty damn quick that Deliverance was a documentary.
  4. All the more reason to implement a quick-trigger trap door. Fuck up and show your ass, you be gone in a heartbeat.
  5. Yes, and left me all alone. The finance company dropped by today and repossessed my home.
  6. You mean to tell me that that worthless cocksucker has been at the Austin American-Communist since '94? Maybe even before that? That's at least 27 years of being so fucking worthless he couldn't find a better job. With newspapers dying all around us, how can this no-talent bastard even keep getting a paycheck? There's truly no justice in this world.
  7. Doctor, doctor--it hurts when I do that . . .
  8. Bad as listening to him is, having to look at him is worse.
  9. I'll alert the media.
  10. D-Day. Whereabouts unknown.
  11. Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.Boon: I thought you were pre-med.Otter: What's the difference?
  12. "This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend." --Maxwell Smart Print the legend. It's what we do these days. Alas.
  13. Either that or stop eating Cheetos while watching porn.
  14. I just realized that's actually John Sharp in Dickies work clothes. Having trouble figuring out what he's so happy about, though.
  15. Most doctors' patients are skeptical of Caribbean medical school degrees.
  16. You mean the Fort Worth Light & Shopper?
  17. And me--assuming I'm not in one of the aforementioned groups at that time.
  18. Goose: Cam Newton? Maverick shrugs . . .
  19. You say, "Not to CR," and then you go right ahead and CR. Jesus, dude, give it a rest.
  20. Fucking Gideon, you mean. Never forget.
  21. "We don't keep up with the Jones. We are the Joneses." --Deloss Dodds (--And me. --And about a jillion Texas Exes.) Like Dizzy Dean once said, "It ain't braggin' if you can do it." I guess I better stay out of SEC rooms too.
  22. "Dick with ears" is the proper term.
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