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Royale with cheese

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  1. UGARTE: You despise me, don't you Rick? RICK BLAINE: Well, if I gave you any thought, I probably would.
  2. "Oh, Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there."
  3. That is so fuckin' perfect.
  4. Hell of a name for a grunge band.
  5. Oh, my God--Rick Perry's coming back? Governor-for-life Rick Perry's coming back?
  6. And take nothing.
  7. You've got almost 20,000 posts and you still can't spell "aggy?"
  8. Hell, piggy can't pronounce “egalitarian,” much less define it.
  9. The tremendous fundraising opportunities a relevant, competitive football program can generate for the university is a fact that the pinhead thésards of the world just cannot (or will not) comprehend. They think academia should be "above" the demeaning effects of common athletics.
  10. Cross her off, then.
  11. Casey Thompson is 11, Hudson card is 1 . . .
  12. Bingo! Give that man a cigar.
  13. Anybody familiar with "The Challenge," a 1970 flick with Darren McGavin and somebody named Mako? Premise: All-out war between the United States and a non-specific Asian country is averted when the two sides agree to settle their differences by each choosing a single soldier as champion, and having those two men fight to the death on a deserted South Pacific island. Y'all see where I'm going with this?
  14. Doofy, Droopy--I'd know that face anywhere.
  15. Correcting Surly's grammar is a Sisyphean task.
  16. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster."
  17. Forget all the window dressing, misdirection, and camouflage--that's all bullshit. An unholy alliance of state legislatures, the courts, and the NCAA have just legalized buying players. Call it what you want, that's what it boils down to. Figuring out how do do it while still staying within the "rules" (of which there are damn few anymore) ain't rocket surgery. And we've got more money than Croesus. I'm tired of holding ourselves out to be above mixing with the longtime and well known cheaters (blOw-U and sec, sec, sec--I'm looking at you). I want to see us grow some balls and play the game. And I'll be goddammed if I want to see us outbid. (Can you say "Big, Swinging Dicks?" I knew you could.)
  18. Yeah, she didn't make a lot in tips. She was so ugly the guys didn't want to put dollar bills in her G-string. One asked her, "Where's all the fifty-cent pieces?" She said, "The aggys married 'em."
  19. 220, 221--whatever it takes.
  20. That's correct. Also, he's only an analyst, not a coordinator--and he's on the defensive side of the ball, not offense. Other than that, the original post was spot on.
  21. They already have. That's how they got to 180.
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