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Royale with cheese

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  1. I'm finally through gleefully pawing through a big box of horse shit expecting to find a pony. I salute those few here who are still optimistic and expect this to all turn out fine, but everyone has his tolerance limit and I've reached mine. I hope CDC reached his a while ago and has already begun preparing a short list of viable candidates--maybe not for after this year, but certainly after 2023. Or maybe the guy's already on campus, I don't know. What I do know is that this just isn't working out.
  2. Well, I'm goin' out west where I belongWhere the days are short and the nights are long
  3. Can you say Malik Jefferson? I knew you could. (Thinking about it, the Malik comparison might be a tad lofty.)
  4. Yep, without any thought. Kinda' like congressmen.
  5. It's a moo point.
  6. Well, come up with something. Damn.
  7. Well, he did ring twice.
  8. Your monkey should be an independent contractor--you don't tell him what to charge; he doesn't tell you what to play.
  9. "Dark sunglasses, sharkskin suitStandin' in the broken glassOf East DubuqueOn a Sunday mornin'On a Sunday mornin'" Anybody?
  10. Well, duhh; they got Big Ed Bookman--probably more than one of 'em.
  11. W. C. Fields, when reproached by an old dowager for taking a surreptitious nip, famously said, "Snakebite remedy, madam; I always keep it handy. In case I'm bitten by a snake, which I also always keep handy." So, I guess theoretically there can be good things about snakebites. Not so sure QB shoulder injuries fall into that same category, risk/reward-wise.
  12. I've been waiting for Rojo to make a surprise throw out of that package. (And guess what?--We've got a tight end.) I figured that playing the No. 1 team close and needing a boost would be just the time to break that play out, 'cause if not then, what the hell are we saving it for? But what do I know? Wulaw beat me to it, I see.
  13. Seems relevant: "I don't throw with my stomach" - Sonny Jurgensen
  14. Peter Noone was. Just sayin' . . .
  15. Where's Freddie Mercury when you need him?
  16. Campbell's really just whoring for the D-cell battery lobby. He's also carrying water for Dasani, along with whatever the hell else those pricks throw at us from the bleachers. Fuckabuncha those assholes .
  17. B-52's were first put in service around 1955. I don't know when the last airframe was made, but it had to have been a hell of a long time ago. Armybrat could probably tell us. If Eddie Ricketyback's going to crash on the flyover, at least let it hit the 'Bama sideline. (I've got under 64.5) I shouldn't complain--at least it's not a DC-3 . . .
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