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Royale with cheese

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  1. Ohm-my-god, that's watt I currently call it too. Shocking.
  2. Omigod! Bowlsby's going to the NCAA.
  3. You left out the "h" and the "i".
  4. Is that ^^^ John Sharp? Looks like him but I've just never seen him laugh--well, not since somebody told him Dewhurst would beat him for light governor in 2002.
  5. Sounds like a buncha' shit to me. We've officially been "The" University of Texas since the adoption of the current Texas Constitution in 1876, wherein Section 10 of Article 7 reads: "Sec. 10. ESTABLISHMENT OF UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS; AGRICULTURAL AND MECHANICAL DEPARTMENT. The Legislature shall as soon as practicable establish, organize and provide for the maintenance, support and direction of a University of the first class, to be located by a vote of the people of this State, and styled, "The University of Texas", for the promotion of literature, and the arts and sciences, including an Agricultural, and Mechanical department." (bolding added; quotation marks are a part of the Constitution) And in case anyone was wondering, the constitutional mandate that The University of Texas be a "university of the first class" is what differentiates us from the fuckin' aggys. And the fuckin' sooners. And the fuckin' bucknuts. And the fuckin' . . .
  6. This guy would be decent. He handles pitchers pretty good.
  7. Even in the face of trying to navigate through the losers bracket with no reliable arms . . .
  8. A MacArthur Park helmet?
  9. This excerpt from a book I read recently pretty well sums it up: “You really want to help your guy?” Rogers said. “Of course. That’s why I’m here,” Abel replied. “You need a madam,” Rogers said. “A what?” Abel said. “Rogers, you’re a cop.” “That’s why I know what I’m talking about. You need to use a madam,” Rogers repeated, “or a top-shelf escort service. Somethin’ like that.” Abel just stared at Rogers, unbelieving. “Look, Aronson,” Rogers said, “all the big rock stars, athletes, they use ’em. Those guys, they come into a strange town, they don’t know nobody, they want some, uh, companionship. Their managers, whoever, knows somebody who knows somebody and with one phone call a top-shelf pro appears at the hotel door. She ain’t cheap but she’s worth every penny—and then some. Why? Not just because she’s the best, but because she can keep her mouth shut. She don’t steal the guy’s Rolex when he gets up to pee, she don’t try to shake him down, like that broad did with your guy. And, most important, she don’t get intentionally knocked up. If your guy don’t have somebody steady, wife or no wife, keep him out of the clubs. Call a pro. Best money he’ll ever spend, on several different levels.”
  10. So you're saying that the shitty music in the locker room begets the shitty play on the field? Were it so simple . . .
  11. Say, do any of you guys know the Madison?
  12. Caitlyn Jenner, proud, supportive aggy, holds press conference denouncing Nick Saban.
  13. Hang in there. It's a good thing you're doing. Still, this old Dean Martin quote comes to mind: "I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day." --Dean Martin
  14. My clock only has one six on it and that comes in the afternoon . . .
  15. HCIW
  16. Get it right: It's "aggy."
  17. Well, if you're talking about NFL future possibilities, yes.
  18. Sorry to be so late, but does anybody have a live stream? I mean besides those money-grubbing ESPN+ assholes?
  19. You real sure this is the hill you want to die on?
  20. Where's the Poulan Weedwhacker Bowl? Aggy wants to know.
  21. Nothing will ever go back to "resembling college football" until we get a handle on buying players (NIL) and free agency (the portal). And since that's mostly thanks to the Supreme Court, the NCAA is (even more) emasculated. About the only thing we can hope for is that Congress fixes it statutorily. And what the fuck has Congress fixed in the last 50 years? Face it, Flounder: we fucked.
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