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Royale with cheese

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  1. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
  2. Don't know how he could have missed it--it had lots of lights and a bunch of people were yelling and everything.
  3. Book of Armaments, Chapter Two, verses nine through twenty-one: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this, thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin."
  4. Woke up this mornin' / Had them Statesboro blues
  5. Apparently I am, as I believe it shows to be 59 yards of total offense. You'll recall that in the wake of that arky debacle, 59 became forever known as a "Watson."
  6. Damn, a lifetime three hundred hitter is a first-ballot hall of famer. This guy's hitting fifteen twenty-nine.
  7. Did this somehow turn into a fucking blOw-U board when nobody was looking? There's an "Ignore" function on this thing, and it works. Y'all know that, right? Jesus H. Christ. Next thing you know, we'll be celebrating fuckin' aggy accomplishments. At least that'll be a one-page thread.
  8. Carl Gardner says thanks for the remembrance.
  9. I'm sure Wilkinson continued the practice--it's blOw-U after all--but the drawer full of cash was originated by Jim Tatum in 1946, as recorded in Jim Dent's book "The Undefeated" and confirmed by George Cross in his book "Presidents Can't Punt." Cross was a former president of blOw-U, by the way (1943-1968). Cross unburdened himself in his 1977 book, probably to salve his conscience, if any okies have one, after letting the rampant cheating continue apace during virtually all of his tenure as president and doing nothing to stop it. (He's reported to have said privately, "Hell, I was only the president of the university, I didn't run anything; the big oil alumni ran things.") It was ever thus.
  10. Hmmm, they inadvertently left off "Packer."
  11. Enough, goddammit. Let's get this XX/XY dust-up back to where it belongs: on FOOTBALL. The litmus test is, is it OK if dudes compete here: (Perhaps it's more of a Rorschach test . . .)
  12. What I'm seeing shows him as first-team starter.
  13. As I recall, the Barnett "scandal" was a 70-3 ass-whipping by the 2005 Horns.
  14. For some folks, wisdom and discernment come with age. Clearly, that was the case with DKR.
  15. Next I caught a ride with a gamblers wife She had a brand new laid down Rambler She stopped outside of town Laid the rambler down Said she sure could dig it if I rode her --Delbert McClinton, "B-Movie Boxcar Blues"
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