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Royale with cheese

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  1. My great-great-grandfather was an old Indian fighter. My great-great-grandmother was an old Indian.
  2. Well, fuck. Tall, handsome, and rich doesn't apply to me . . .
  3. I said, Lord, take me downtown I'm just lookin' for some tush
  4. While you're at it, you oughta' counter "Third and Orlando."
  5. Herro. This is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message when you hear the beep. You have our gratitude.
  6. I hope he doesn't, AND, that we win one on January 19, 2026 at Hard Rock. Oh yeah, that goes for that miserable turncoat asshole Cunt Bowels, too.
  7. What's that old saying--"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you." Seems like that applies in this particular discussion . . . somewhere . . . to somebody. Not sure exactly who.
  8. I don't know about the slippery part . . .
  9. Between Artificial Intelligence, Al Gore, Al Franken, and Al Qaeda, you Als have had a rough last few years.
  10. Your assumption that $40-$50M per roster year is a static number going forward seems flawed when you consider the obvious fact that the NIL Genie is out of the lamp and is growing by the day. And there's no way in hell we'll ever get him back in. And then in addition there are the bags . . .
  11. It's "principal," young man--AL. Now, you march right down there to the office and don't you come back without a note from Mr. Conklin, do you understand me?
  12. He's a twerp and " . . . the word 'twerp' was freshly coined in those days, and had a specific definition—it was a person, if I may be forgiven, who bit the bubbles of his own farts in a bathtub.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, Jailbird Now, does he not look like a twerp? Go draw him a bath.
  13. This little piss-ant doesn't have a subscription-based gig, which is where the money is. The Jizz-em Gazette (I like that name, btw) is a FanSided, Inc. board obviously dedicated to aggy. Recent data show that FanSided is located in Austin, while in other sources have it located in Chicago. FanSided ranks #61 in a list of peer competition (eg., The Athletic, Barstool Sports, Bleacher Report, etc.) Harmon is a free-lance content writer. Those types generally get meagerly paid by the word, based on their hits frequency, which obviously explains the voluminous output. Two other "writers," Jared A'Latorre and Blake Pace, also contribute on that board. FanSided was formerly owned by Time, Inc., then was sold to Minute Media. It currently hosts over 300 targeted content sites, many of which are college and pro sports-focused. Harrell likely thinks he has hit the motherlode: fleecing gullible aggy dupes who blindly lap up malicious hate for UT and promises that the good times are just around the corner. And who knows--he may have. Liucci did.
  14. Hey, man, at night you can step up on a can of tuna and see the lights of Dallas.
  15. When you're writing something for aggy consumption, the cardinal rule is always eschew obfuscation. Always.
  16. Damn, that's some ugly motherfuckers right there.
  17. C'mon, man--valets take care of it. Everybody knows that.
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