Royale with cheese

Woo-Woo, baby. RIP.

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Why Helm has been so successful:

Yeah, it's a hell of a rivalry (Not): 58 games, 35-23-3, LSU; LSU won the only two bowl games, and 9 of the last 12 meetings. Fuckabuncha "national." Now, Texas-ou--that's a rivalry: 119 games, 63-51-5, Longhorns. And lest we forget, Texas-aggy: 76-37-5 Longhorns. And lest we forget again, aggy ran away from us, just like they ran away from the 2022 Gator Bowl. Now, they're saying, "Well, LSU's our real rival." Yeah, right. What a bunch of cowardly pussies.

People say, "Believe half of what you see Son, and none of what you hear" --Marvin Gaye Well, guess what, Marvin? AI's here and now you can't even believe half of what you see (although it'd sure be cool if this was real).

Hard on the heels of 4-16--that is, if they get there.

What, me worry?

"I washed it down with some snakebite remedy, which I always keep handy. Only, however, after first being bitten by a snake, which I also always keep handy." -- W. C. Fields

Pastafarianism or Female Seeking Male? Actually, there may be some overlap there . . .

A defensive line coach at both HBU and Tx State. When I first saw this, I was hoping for somebody who knew something about coaching the secondary. Alas.

Tree-fiddy. FIFY

Apparently, Christmas party invitations are for closers, too.

Put that coffee down! Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you! You see this watch? You see the watch I'm wearin'? This watch costs more than your car.

Well, if you call Iowa and Wisconsin and most of the rest of the b1g in the winter living . . . I shouldn't pick on Wisconsin. Summers in Wisconsin are glorious. Last year it was Wednesday.

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There's a difference?

He should be required to wear a tie at all times. Neckties would keep his foreskin from creeping up.

Where's Barbara Billingsley when you need her?

Next time, be a nurse.

Kevin Mark Trudeau (Would have made a great aggy. Hell, he might be one, for all I know.): In 1990 Trudeau was accused of posing as a doctor to deposit $80,000 in false checks, and in 1991 he pleaded guilty to larceny. That year he also faced federal charges of credit card fraud, based on an allegation that he stole the names and Social Security numbers of customers of a mega memory product and charged more than $122,000 on their credit cards. He was convicted and spent two years in federal prison. . . . Trudeau was sentenced to 10 years in prison for not paying the $37 million in fines. During the sentencing hearing, the federal judge described Trudeau as a habitual fraudster from his early adulthood, called him “deceitful to the very core,” (the judge obviously misspelled "corps") and said that Trudeau had thumbed his nose at the justice system by violating multiple court orders since the 1990s. Wonder if anybody can find proof that Trudeau changed his name to Liucci about 6 or 8 years ago?

Did Brando say anything about the Chinese Bandits?

JT Sanders, perhaps. Same group. Just a guess.

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They put "ain't" and "alright" in respected major dictionaries because cretins who use them didn't know any better, or care. Why wouldn't we put patheticness in there too? (Provided it's accompanied by a picture of aggy.)