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    "Y'all'd bitch if you'z hung with a new rope."
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    I had a live-in like that one time. Had to cut her loose . . .
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    You'd best talk to Tippi Hedren before you go making rash assumptions. But then, I didn't see her packin' . . .
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    Occam's razor. Y'all are making it waaaay too complicated. The moment I saw the refs come out of their dressing room with their seeing-eye dogs and noticed that all their white canes had B1G logos, I knew we were toast.
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    I sued a plastic surgeon for negligence one time. Instead of injecting my client with silicone, he used silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long.
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    Shot at and missed; shit at and hit.
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    Well, good fuckin' luck. He probably also thinks third and Orlando is an address.
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    Uh, Jim Tatum holding for you on Line 2 . . . Oh yes, Barry Switzer wants you to call him back too.
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    I know how you feel. I sent a letter to Elle Fanning saying I was interested in a blow job and I she didn't call me either.
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    Tech should be beaming with pride at being invited to the uber-prestigious Poulan Weed Eater / Newell Rubbermaid-Sanford / MainStay Investments / (almost) Deja Vu Gentleman's Club / PetroSun / AdvoCare / Duck Commander / Camping World / Walk On's / Radiance Technologies Independence Bowl. Hell, December 16th should be a declared a national holiday.
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    The Last Boy Scout (1991) Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road? Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know. Why? Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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    If I owned a race horse I'd name him "Haulin' Oats."
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    Uh, are we in need a DB coach? I was just wonderin' . . .
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    Please, little 8-pound, 6-ounce Baby Jesus . . .
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    Somebody call me?
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    -- "These are the best crab cakes in town, I swear to God, much better than that crap we were eating in Managua. Remember that? I don't know if it was Mexican, Puerto Rican; I don't know what it was, but it was crap. I hated it." -- "I didn't mind it. I had some pork dish I quite liked." Loosely translated: Suum cuique.
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    Disturbed
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    They're not worried, they got advice from that RonCo law school they bought a couple of years ago--the one Sharp saw on a late-night infomercial.
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    Ewe got to be kidding . . ,
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    Wrong end of the horse. (Yeah, yeah; I know. But horse works.)
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