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    Uh, Jim Tatum holding for you on Line 2 . . . Oh yes, Barry Switzer wants you to call him back too.
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    I know how you feel. I sent a letter to Elle Fanning saying I was interested in a blow job and I she didn't call me either.
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    Tech should be beaming with pride at being invited to the uber-prestigious Poulan Weed Eater / Newell Rubbermaid-Sanford / MainStay Investments / (almost) Deja Vu Gentleman's Club / PetroSun / AdvoCare / Duck Commander / Camping World / Walk On's / Radiance Technologies Independence Bowl. Hell, December 16th should be a declared a national holiday.
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    The Last Boy Scout (1991) Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road? Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know. Why? Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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    If I owned a race horse I'd name him "Haulin' Oats."
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    Uh, are we in need a DB coach? I was just wonderin' . . .
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    Please, little 8-pound, 6-ounce Baby Jesus . . .
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    Somebody call me?
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    -- "These are the best crab cakes in town, I swear to God, much better than that crap we were eating in Managua. Remember that? I don't know if it was Mexican, Puerto Rican; I don't know what it was, but it was crap. I hated it." -- "I didn't mind it. I had some pork dish I quite liked." Loosely translated: Suum cuique.
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    Disturbed
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    They're not worried, they got advice from that RonCo law school they bought a couple of years ago--the one Sharp saw on a late-night infomercial.
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    Ewe got to be kidding . . ,
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    Wrong end of the horse. (Yeah, yeah; I know. But horse works.)
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    Hall of Famer Norm Van Brocklin coached, among others, the Atlanta Falcons after his NFL career ended. At that time the fledgling AFL was trying hard to get games with the established NFL teams for legitimacy-by-association purposes. Atlanta refused to schedule any AFL teams. When Van Brocklin was asked why, he replied, "Three reasons: If you win big, you were supposed to; if they play you close, it's a moral victory for them; if they beat you, you gotta' get out of town."
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    It's more than budding. Pate likes guys. It is known. In this case, he's letting his personal feelings interfere with his professional judgment--if he has any, and his stance on aggy calls that into question. Now, admittedly, I don't have pix of him and Chinpubes or anything but it's eerily similar to Craig James killing five hookers: It must be true; I read it on the internet. Oh, and I'm not going to outright spread that Pate-Chinpubes rumor on the 'net, but I might ask a lot of folks if they'd heard about it . . .
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    Yeah, Mac Davis had it right--right up until that last verse.
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    Uh, pretty sure Pate didn't have to be roofied.
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    Couldn't get in at Texas. Aggy takes everybody.
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    "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico"
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    Loosely translated: "Y'all get your NIL ducks in a row."
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    FIFY: Man, if these aren't Texas nuts in a fanshell.
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    No, Bilbo's contract is skunk cost. And it's not a fallacy.
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    Teacher: Freddie, do you mean "womb," like a woman's womb? Foulmouth Freddie: Naw, Teach, I mean "woom," like a elephant fart.

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