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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear was a Methodist
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Some folks up in East Texas used to call it "round steak."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
When it comes to advanced statistics, I think Mark Twain said it best: "There are liars, damned liars, and that little Graham Harmon cocksucker."
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
But not before I wave my private parts at your aunties.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
We are the Joneses.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
"Anyone, anytime, anywhere"--Pat Hill, Fresno State, circa 2000s. Works for us, too.
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New SEC divisions and pods thread (Page 38 starts recent discussion)
Cotton Bowl, October 8, 2022, 49-0 says hey.
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New SEC divisions and pods thread (Page 38 starts recent discussion)
Proud new Surly motto. Put it on the masthead.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
All Bridger had to do was lace up his Nikes and outrun Glass.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Yeah, I love a good second-chance-redemption story too. We all need to believe that true rehabilitation is an attainable goal. I only have one itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny problem with Dvoracek: The rotten cocksucker's still alive. Other than that . . .
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Yeah, summers are nice in Wisconsin. This year it was Wednesday.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
My great-great-grandfather was an old Indian fighter. My great-great-grandmother was an old Indian.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Well, fuck. Tall, handsome, and rich doesn't apply to me . . .
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I said, Lord, take me downtown I'm just lookin' for some tush
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
While you're at it, you oughta' counter "Third and Orlando."
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Herro. This is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message when you hear the beep. You have our gratitude.
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
I hope he doesn't, AND, that we win one on January 19, 2026 at Hard Rock. Oh yeah, that goes for that miserable turncoat asshole Cunt Bowels, too.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
What's that old saying--"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you." Seems like that applies in this particular discussion . . . somewhere . . . to somebody. Not sure exactly who.
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
I don't know about the slippery part . . .
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
Bought and paid for.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Between Artificial Intelligence, Al Gore, Al Franken, and Al Qaeda, you Als have had a rough last few years.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
That's putting it generously.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Your assumption that $40-$50M per roster year is a static number going forward seems flawed when you consider the obvious fact that the NIL Genie is out of the lamp and is growing by the day. And there's no way in hell we'll ever get him back in. And then in addition there are the bags . . .
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
It's "principal," young man--AL. Now, you march right down there to the office and don't you come back without a note from Mr. Conklin, do you understand me?
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