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Continental Op

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  1. I watched Phil Dawson kick field goals during warmups and thought "Man, he's really far back."
  2. "Come to the school where you'll get benched if you don't sing a song for a bunch of old angry white people who wouldn't want you attending their university if you couldn't catch a ball really well" is a bitchin' recruiting pitch.
  3. lol yeah man. Take a swing through Daily Texan. Definitely no highly coded dogwhistle racism in any of those threads. No sir. Definitely not.
  4. lol is this really the DT [NO POLITICS PLEASE] crowd's hail mary?
  5. That's just Asta after going for awhile without grooming.
  6. Nic Cage has been doing some batshit crazy stuff lately, even by Nic Cage standards.
  7. You've lost the PETA vote but you have the weirdo pervert vote firmly in hand. Where do I send my campaign contribution?
  8. Still standing trial for exhibiting a weapon and tampering with evidence amirite?
  9. If people wanted high minded stuff Criterion Channel would have a billion subscribers. It doesn't. If I had to guess I would say this will lead to more giant eye-popping tentpole spectacles as the big streaming services climb all over each other for subscribers. I'd love to be wrong though.
  10. Do I know that this guy is a right winger? Not for certain but I still feel pretty good about posting this article about a man who was so worried about "riots and civil unrest" at DISNEY WORLD that he brought an arsenal with him here so we can laugh at him. How can someone be so scared of life that they have to be strapped at fucking Disney World? https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-gun-arrest-20201013-h267gcumqjfm7ll65y6fs5z3oq-story.html
  11. Well Disney announcing they're reorganizing their media division in a way to better feed everything into streaming certainly made Wall Street's dick hard so any media conglomerates that wasn't already heading in that direction probably will now.
  12. Oh for fucks sake the amount of hairsplitting and language parsing that happens on this site is exhausting. Hot Fuzz is hilarious but I don't like it as much as the other two. Happy now?
  13. Hot Fuzz. Fun to revisit but it's the weakest of Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz/World's End.
  14. I'd like to have Gal's Nefer-titties in my face.
  15. Haven't listened to this week's Monday Morning Podcast yet but I'd bet there's some form of the phrase "Oh no! What are they going to do? Stop allowing me to tell dick jokes in strip mall comedy clubs?" in there. He went past the point of "don't give a fuck" a long time ago.
  16. Horseshit. As a religious conservative you definitely have a "side." You're just hoping that next time that side nominates someone who wants all the same shit Trump wants but is smart enough to operate within the system better and not say the quiet parts loud nonstop.
  17. I had two chances to vote for Obama and didn't do it either time but to put him or Bill Clinton in the same sentence as Trump is absurd. You're a fucking retard. Texas is going to go blue at some point in the next decade and you'll have to pull up anchor and set sail in a roofless winnebego for Mississippi or some other shithole state where the population reflects your values.
  18. Well yes, the states are all that matter. We have promising looking polling data from key states all over the last few pages of this thread and here you are still running around pissing your pants. Are we 100% out of the woods in terms of Trump losing the election? Absolutely not, but the only thing worse than some promising looking polls are a bunch of polls with Biden down 7% in MI/WI/PA/FL. Get a grip.
  19. Ooooh.. "People on Twitter" are mad. *makes jerkoff hand sign*
  20. Better not fuck with Cirque.
  21. 2020 has been a real kickass year and nothing abnormal is happening at all not even a little bit.
  22. I feel pretty confident that Biden is going to win the EC and not by a small margin and stuff like this makes me feel really good about how Trump supporters will respond in a completely rational fashion.
  23. Militia of Unknown Partisan Leaning Plots To Kidnap Governor And Try Her For Treason Thread [NO POLITICS PLEASE]
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