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Continental Op

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  1. I'm wondering if NIO is the stock for poories who want in on this whole electric car thing but can't afford Tesla and are too proud to buy fractional shares on Robinhood and it's going to continue to run.
  2. DeSantis said he wants to expand allowed operating capacity at theme parks.
  3. Bought some SPY calls in anticipation of Jerome Powell's magic show speech tomorrow and that shit is already up like 40%. This is easy. Why have I been doing dumb bear shit like buying DIS puts all this time?
  4. Right, but she had to conceive of that, write it, think "Hey, this is straight fire!" and commit it to tape. That takes a next level lack of self-awareness. As an aside does it seem like an outsized percentage of conservative dumbassery like this get shot in a car?
  5. I would love to live one day with so little self-consciousness/self-awareness that I am capable of doing something as dumb as making that MAGA rap video just to see what it feels like.
  6. Antifa sent this asteroid to destroy freedom and capitalism and disrespect the flag! Vote Trump!
  7. Tin foil hat time: This happens in a crucial swing state right before the RNC. Weird.
  8. PROTEST PEACEFULLY!!! Black Athletes: *peacefully kneel during anthem* NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!
  9. I'd like to get in her cockpit if you know what I mean and I think you do.
  10. Yeah man Amazon is totally going to move to Council Bluffs, IA in the name of getting away from all those filthy negroes in the city because all of the top flight programming talent will certainly go there too!
  11. This seems like a Chad Briscoe money making scheme.
  12. Exactly. Anyone saying states will be allowed to secede are being ludicrous just like people who thought Texas was going to secede during the Obama years were idiots. I'm sure the US is just going to say "LOL, OK! See ya later, Jet Propulsion Lab and all the other shit in California we like!" and let the state waltz off into the sunset. Trump sucks but none of the states are going anywhere.
  13. Alice in the Cities. Finally got around to diving into Wim Wenders' pre-Paris, Texas back catalog. Wenders is damn good at taking the low road.
  14. But who the fuck did that guy think he was just sitting there in his own home being black and eating ice cream? Back the blue!
  15. I tuned out during hostage storytime. Did it get any more entertaining?
  16. In the space of a century we went from ground-bound dreamers to a nation of people who aren't allowed into the European Union because of our goatfuck COVID response. U-S-A! U-S-A!
  17. OH NO... NOT university professors!!! SHAKE IN YOUR BEDS, AMERICA!
  18. Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me.
  19. "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"?
  20. Is Humble full of bitchmade dudes with joint facebook accounts?
  21. The Avs facefucked the Stars in the bubble game and they looked sharp in those last couple games against Arizona. I think we should go ahead and play the series though.
  22. I'm off tomorrow and Revenge of the Nerds just started on Cinemax so I believe I will keep on drinking.
  23. I do not feel good about a matchup with the Avs but right now all I have to say is THAT. WAS. AWESOME.
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