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Continental Op

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  1. Testing doesn't matter! We just have to see who winds up in the hospital/dies but also we are feverishly working to increase the testing capacity that doesn't matter because God forbid we wait 2 more weeks to get that in place!
  2. Well yeah but if those business CAN be open then their insurers probably don't have to pay business interruption claims and the state won't have to pay anyone who says "Yeah fuck that!" when they get called back to sling cocktails for any swinging dick off the street, which is the entire point of this exercise.
  3. I took the L on my May 15 DIS puts. Earnings report should crush the stock but should has nothing to do with what's going on right now.
  4. OK can you two motherfuckers tickle each other's balls and have your little slapfights somewhere other than this thread? Nobody gives a fuck.
  5. Apparently "sarcasm" means that you say something incredibly stupid, get dragged, and then have a pisspants hissyfit about it.
  6. Haven't quite figured it out yet but I am probably going to shoot for some happy medium between Wulaw's Leave It To Beaver world and Planet RayDog.
  7. Went back and watched the back half of last night's Joe Bob double feature. That is one of the most batshit movies I have ever seen.
  8. Chopping Mall on the season premiere of The Last Drive In with Joe Bob Briggs.
  9. "Do you know anything about that Dr. Brix with the heat and the light??" Dr. Brix: *Pulls out revolver and shoots herself*
  10. This is kind of where I fall. The late 50s and the 60s are a cinematic no mans land for me for some reason. I think I hate the fact that a huge amount of the movies have completely oversaturated colors and a shitty Henry Mancini score that doesn't fit the movie at all.
  11. It's more going from "Look at the cops killing this unarmed black man for selling cigarettes" to "Haha look at the cops arresting some dumb cunt who asked to be arrested while protesting the Nazi-esque tyranny of not being able to use a swing set"
  12. That one has to be in my top 10 most ready for it to be over way before it was over movies of all time.
  13. What was today's slobbery blowjob from OAN?
  14. Certainly by "gambling degeneracy" you mean "prudent, well-researched risk taking"?
  15. Of course Corby can turn a story about Prince into a discussion of how he saw the Foo Fighters do an unscheduled set at Hangout Fest.
  16. TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! Thanks my dudes.
  17. RCRanger and Anastasis are throwing down the first Surly #stonks thread pump and dump!
  18. "What does washing your hands mean?" What a fucking moron.
  19. He normally pipes in on Friday to talk about how he hates Friday Fan Feedback.
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