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Continental Op

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  1. Man, I really wish y'all would fuck off with this. For the millionth time, more people voted against him than voted for him.
  2. I HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER BUT IT'S THE GOVERNORS' RESPONSIBILITY FAGGOTS!
  3. He's just naming companies. Quit penalty killing and answer some questions you pussy.
  4. The most critical thing right now is that we make three martini lunches deductible!
  5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SLUDGE IN YOUR WATER TASTES LIKE? THAT'S FREEDOM YOU'RE TASTING MOTHERFUCKERS! WHEN YOU'RE BEING TREATED FOR THE CANCER YOU GOT FROM THOSE CARCINOGENS, JUST SIT THERE DURING YOUR CHEMO SESSIONS AND THINK "GODDAMN, AT LEAST THE MARKETS ARE FUNCTIONING EFFICIENTLY!!!"
  6. lol Bush v Hillary church attendance talk in a pandemic thread not going away.
  7. TCM Underground is serving up a double feature of women in prison movies this week. The first half of the bill was the Roger Corman-produced Caged Heat, which was the directorial debut of Jonathan Demme. Pure brain candy with endless gratuitous shower scenes. Worth a look if you enjoy lowbrow stuff.
  8. Churches don't pay taxes to keep the government rolling when they're open. Why should they get anything now?
  9. lol what the fuck does this guy know about planes?
  10. Current ladyfriend's comment on my domicile was "I would say this place looks like a hotel but hotels have SOME decoration." I am a minimalist.
  11. Trump took COVID about as seriously as Stanco took IT security. Republicans have no foresight.
  12. I hope you all enjoyed my custom farm to table Cowboys joke.
  13. I'M SUPER FUCKING MAD THAT I CAN'T PUT ON MY AFFLICTION SHIRT AND WATCH UFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. We should all hope for the market to skyrocket back up because the second those stocks get back where they were, those companies will bring all their furloughed employees back again even though they're not open, right guys?????
  15. Ok then insert something incredibly catastrophic that Trump could do.
  16. Being an oatmeal-brained dementia patient and a sexual predator is a wash here. I'll vote for the one who isn't going to turn us into a Russian vassal state between now and 2024.
  17. So in the future I can have Medicare For All AND free golden showers? SOCIALISM FUCKING RULES!!!
  18. Everybody blow your daily rep wad on @Hank Scorpio
  19. 30% of Disney's revenue in the form of the parks is going to spend an entire quarter dormant but let's jack the price up by 7% in after hours trading because the Disney+ numbers look good. #pricedin.
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