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Continental Op

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  1. Continental Op
    Oddly specific.
  2. Continental Op
    Low gas prices aren't like a tax cut to begin with. Even less so when NOBODY IS DRIVING ANYWHERE.
  3. Continental Op
    Trump is horrible so all government must be horrible! Good grief.. Fuck off back to farmersonly.com you stupid hayseed cunt.
  4. Continental Op
    Ah yes, workswithseed is just asking questions.
  5. Continental Op
    Cashed in half of my mid-May DIS, VNQ, and SPY puts today. Starting to think about taking some nibbles on long positions with the money I actually take seriously.
  6. Continental Op
    Godzilla: 2.5 MILLION DEATHS BY APRIL 4 Rodan: SHUT UP BITCH SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO DIED WILL ACTUALLY COME BACK TO LIFE King Kong: *clears throat* Excuse me... Let me tell you about the time I climbed the Empire State Building, which is in New York City, better known as "The Center of the Known Universe"
  7. Continental Op
    This thread is turning into the equivalent of one of those Japanese movies where all of the giant things fight each other but with the who's who of self-important Surly posters instead of Godzilla and Mothra.
  8. Continental Op
    I'm sure there's a bunch of folks who love to tug their dicks about "good guys with guns" over on Daily Texan who would love to get carte blanche to drop a round or three in anyone who came within 6 feet of them.
  9. Continental Op
    I'm sick of having to fast forward through motherfucking Tiger King segments.
  10. Continental Op
    Ha... Wow:
  11. Continental Op
    Snowpiercer Thoroughbreds Three Identical Strangers
  12. Continental Op
    It's a good book.
  13. Continental Op
    Did a black guy sign the $2t stimulus package?
  14. Continental Op
    Even given the large size of my estate, social distancing was becoming difficult and I have had to temporarily lay off most of the downstairs help and roughly 50% of the remaining employees. They were all understanding except for the onsite haberdasher, who gave me the double bird on the way out. Believe you me... He will be dealt with very harshly.
  15. Continental Op
    Every possible multiverse is priced in so you can go ahead and buy in now.
  16. Continental Op
    I have never been more glad to be unmarried and childfree than I am right now.
  17. Continental Op
    Couldn't sleep, so I fire up Kubrick's The Killing. Not discussed as much as his other stuff but it's still great. Solid performances all around, especially Elisha Cook and Sterling Hayen.
  18. Continental Op
    Less Tiger King more Doyle King.
  19. Continental Op
    Glad I'm running behind on the stream so I could skip the slobbery blowjob of Jack White, Eddie Vedder, and Bill Simmons.
  20. Continental Op
    "Yes, the 100k number is based on states not doing stuff like keeping beaches open and having big church services!"
  21. Continental Op
    Lol 'bortions!
  22. Continental Op
    Yup. Props to CNN for pulling the plug on that horseshit.
  23. Continental Op
    Did he learn the word "aspirational" today?
  24. Continental Op
    We had no ammunition. We had no medical. What a fucking moron.
  25. Continental Op
    The NYT Crossword app is worth the $3/month subscription

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