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  1. Continental Op
    Please tell me that we get a SXSW episode where Rob Lowe leads a gaggle of 25 or so Chinese tourists decked out in surgical masks up to the front of the line at a daytime showcase and says "These people came a long way to see Animal Collective and by gum they'll see Animal Collective. I don't care what any of you closed minded rednecks who I am here to save thinks. Now watch my gay son make out with another dude" and then men in cowboy hats and Wranglers who have been waiting patiently in line to see Animal Collective under the mistaken impression that it was a stock show yell "We don't want none of your slant eyed cooo-rona varrus!" and start a riot which is stifled by the wisdom of the collection of minorities that Lowe had to recruit from out of state.
  2. Continental Op
    This is where I am with most of my retirement stuff. If it doesn't go back up by the time I retire it won't matter because we'll all be stabbing each other in the face over cans of cat food anyway.
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  4. Continental Op
    No it's just something that be can parse words about and engage in whataboutism on and all these cunts need to stop engaging him.
  5. Continental Op
    Haven't been listening this morning. What did I miss?
  6. Continental Op
    Dow up 400. I guess we eradicated that pesky Coronavirus overnight. Good work everybody!
  7. Continental Op
    I made your mom's twat run particularly hot last night.
  8. Continental Op
    Asia is the SEC of Coronavirus
  9. Continental Op
    He's had one foot out the door for quite awhile but the talk had been him flat out retiring and hanging around as a consultant or whatever.
  10. Continental Op
    Holy shit my April 2 140 Disney puts are going to work out nice.
  11. Continental Op
    If you're blowing through the early Hitchcock stuff on Criterion, go with 39 Steps next if you haven't seen it.
  12. Continental Op
    Jesus... Can't get out of their zone.
  13. Continental Op
    How the fuck is that not a penalty shot you fucking slapdicks?
  14. Continental Op
    Did we get rid of the hogdong guy?
  15. Continental Op
    Wait I thought the Dow Joans thing was 100 percent not real.
  16. Continental Op
    You started the thread. What's your criteria?
  17. Continental Op
    Yes. I am aware that ebola is still kicking around in Africa. I guess I missed the part in your original post where you mentioned Africa. There's a happy medium somewhere between "Full state mandated lockdown every time someone has the common cold" and "Anarcho-capitalist paradise where your zerohedge thought leaders swoon and say 'At least the markets are operating unfettered!' as they bleed to death out of their eyes, ears, mouth and butthole from ebola." If things get out of hand over here with coronavirus, which I do not think it will, I'd prefer that we exhaust measured steps to keep it at bay without restricting freedoms and go from there.
  18. Continental Op
    Well let's think back to the ebola thing for about five seconds and remember that the first goddamn thing every person who got it wanted to do was hop on a plane and fly somewhere for some reason.
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    It's in the top 5 for me.
  20. Continental Op
    Goddamn what is it with you Big 10 people and unwanted digital probing
  21. Continental Op
    Iconoclast Aggy?
  22. Continental Op
    Bought some Disney puts last week even though I whiffed on their Q3 earnings last year. Hong Kong and Shanghai Disneyland aren't reopening anytime soon and Tokyo Disneyland will probably have to go down at some point.
  23. Continental Op
    But Brisket what you don't understand is that those publications are just "news" (note the scare quotes!!!) and some dude on Twitter without a blue checkmark is where you need to go to get the real scoop.
  24. Continental Op
    Saul/Jimmy is going to get Kim to do something that gets her disbarred and she kills herself.
  25. Continental Op
    Just revisited Network. It holds up well. Also, Rocky should never had won best picture going up against this, Taxi Driver, and All the Presidents Men.

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