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    The content of what he says is typically not terrible, but his delivery always sounds like he is working tremendously hard to enunciate while having a low-boil stroke.
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    ...And he hasn't been fresh since....
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    From the foothill tribal lands of the Occidental Alps: FIGHT!
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    Brent Venables seems like the kinda guy who cums immediately while being pegged and then sighs afterwards, "really needed that, babe", while swigging a Red Bull
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    Three-headed co-HC monster: Orgeron-Saban-Larry Mac Duff
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    “Wreckless” implies lack of wrecks, so you both are missing the points you are trying to make
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    This fucking guy has a good arm for deep throws, but has vapid awareness, poor mechanics, questionable accuracy on mid/tier throws, and an inability to deal with any semblance of pressure. In short, he is a bad quarterback.
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    Brent Venables is the kind of guy who struggles with his consience before finally deciding to go to a gloryhole with the intention of sucking anonymous cock, only to proceed to stare at the wall while multiple cocks impatiently cycle out of the gloryhole for over an hour while he gently rubs his balls over his jeans and and silently cries
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    Cathartic, life-affirming, admired by Proust. Somebody post the screenshot/gif for fucks sake.
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    Given that Sark was hired at Texas after demonstrating exceptional talent as a playcalling OC at Alabama, it is fair to assume (without primary evidence from the hiring process) that his ability to coordinate an offense and call plays may have, in fact, been his greatest selling point. Especially considering that his track record as a HC and program manager outside of playcalling prior to Texas was not exceptional. So it does seem odd that his greatest past strength would be his greatest present weakness here. But every situation is different, alcohol is a helluva drug, etc.
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    So the cake may not be baked… but it better taste good.
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    Michelle still fine af
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    This announcing crew is quite good
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    Confirmed: Huard is on Surl
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    But if they really like it, are they really being made to?
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    Chip Brown's only redeeming value is his grotesque face blankly horror-smiling with his mouth open while others talk on a podcast. It's so fucking strange, yet hilarious to watch.
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    The rare Texas fan who tunes in to the games only for controversial reviews
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    Hunter Card is a joker!!!!!!!

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