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  1. Waterface
    Tebus, for being an epic alcoholic, age adjusted, Sarkisian looks like a spring lamb. Flood has the cancro leopard face, Gideon the sex disease, Milwee the post-timber head barren. No normal faces, and that's ok.
  2. Waterface
    Pedernales River Fisting Expedition would be a killer band name.
  3. Waterface
    jennifer wiginton love sports !!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Waterface
    It's only this way for most guys because they're too proud.
  5. Waterface
    Caden Sterns is the worst starting player on the team. Rivaled only by Brewer.
  6. Waterface
    If a PAWG knocks boots in the bathroom with The Rattler, is she still thot of?
  7. Waterface
    Spencer Rattler? Fuck Denny's, bruh!
  8. Waterface
    More likely Mr. Handsy
  9. Waterface
    But does he have the length and bend to shed Adam Goldberg's blocks and sack a Jay Fiedler or Sid Luckman?
  10. Waterface
    Well, I initially read the part quoted from the Humidor as a bizarre, racially tinged description of coach recruiting areas. So, I tried (evidently very poorly) to satirically paraphrase the quote, using hyperbole to draw attention to the weird racial undertones of the quote. Was intended to make fun of a bizarre quote, not confuse/offend and derail the thread - sorry!
  11. Waterface
    Wat.
  12. Waterface
    This is actually lucid, reasonable speculation that most (semi-)sober Texas fans would agree with.
  13. Waterface
    Not a good season, Brad Wilcox.
  14. Waterface

    Texas Bowl

    Waterface replied to joeycovers's topic in Football

    Looks like you should fuck your mouth assertively with any handy household object. Bedpost up next and the most important thing might be that your mouth is fucked with objects.
  15. Waterface

    Texas Bowl

    Waterface replied to joeycovers's topic in Football

    In lieu of this desired bowl, you could always consider fucking your own mouth.
  16. Waterface
    If we can not lose the football game, we'll win the football game
  17. Waterface

    Malcolm Epps

    Waterface replied to Sgt Hulk's topic in Football

    Guy is a liability at X right now. Not the right stuff. Gimme more Eagles and M. Washington if Call-in's hamstring is still gingering his ass.
  18. Waterface
    Yass. He is contemporary tits, Fuck, if we could have stopped Burrow once, we'd have shitted their shit up. But we couldn't stop Joe Motherfucking iBurrow from burrowing in our collective bums. That's sad, and indicative of how far we still need to progress as a program.
  19. Waterface
    Nice tiny hand, you ruddy, fingernail leper.
  20. Waterface
    What kind of coordinated troll job is this shit?
  21. Waterface
    Typically the former's appearance presages the latter's.
  22. Waterface
    You're mistaken: he wants to put that Maroon coin in his ass (all day). It's a matter of sliding in, not under.
  23. Waterface
    Hoi polloi queens. Being beast-curious need not preclude patronage.
  24. Waterface
    Incels would disagree.
  25. Waterface
    Finally someone had the courage to say it. Elephant in the room, IMHO.

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