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  1. Waterface
    The man can give Bruce Arians a run for his money in the "Pegging Ultramarathon"/"Let me watch you fuck my lady friend but then get really gay at the end by springing from my viewing chair and sucking you off to be the catcher's mitt for your deviant spunk all over my bloated face" category.
  2. Waterface
    Possiamo scoparli?
  3. Waterface
    Why don't you tell us, you disingenuously named fuck?
  4. Waterface
    Don't get Gbendt out of shape about it.
  5. Waterface
    Rebecca Black Friday at 10:01 PM, bruh. When else?
  6. Waterface
    Warehime looks like he's shed a few, musta shat out a bunch. Mebbe made a leather Zorro-mask-wearing Prussian's weekend with a bit of the coprophilia.
  7. Waterface
    Can we fuck them with the rape fuck? Will Grier's carefully coiffed beard and Muir-esque upper left arm tattoo need the uninvited-fuck-by-other.
  8. Waterface
    I think you meant Mixon broke a girl's face from hidding it.
  9. Waterface
    Cool event-less former post-consulting firm employment South Bay work bro story, bro. Sounds like your secondary option was pretty poorly conceived too. Mebbe you should've grabbed your clients' cocks in hand and pitched a start-up in their pants, amirite?
  10. Waterface
    Jew credentials check out.
  11. Waterface
    Poor comma placement is poor
  12. Waterface
    There's no way Patterson doesn't have a corkscrew butt plug in his huge ass during that interview.
  13. Waterface
    Well, if the NFL ever expanded to Guam, the island might just tip on over.
  14. Waterface
    Don't fucking tell me what to do, you and your shit opinion
  15. Waterface
    Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.
  16. Waterface
    Cunt Wars
  17. Waterface
    Username checks out
  18. Waterface
    Lincoln Riley has a weird-looking cock that close male friends often say resembles an onion bulb.
  19. Waterface
    Why can't we focus on Kansas AND start sucking each other's dicks? The mind and the eye can operate independently of the mouth.
  20. Waterface

    Tigers @ Ponies

    Waterface replied to ztejas's topic in Football

    Excuse me, sirs, but your pussies seem a little tight and I'm concerned that they won't fully take the loss.
  21. Waterface
    From the East Side: FIGHT!
  22. Waterface
    We're gonna fucking win, despite Jett Duffey going all Super-Saiyan.
  23. Waterface
    From the Hill of Life: FIGHT!!!
  24. Waterface
    *They're
  25. Waterface
    Yeah, we're gonna win this game. Then drop one of Tech or I Owe A Steak.

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