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  1. Waterface

    PizzaGate

    Waterface replied to Surly Bevos's topic in Football

    What the fuck??? "NY Style" is a vacuous, inferior derivative of Neapolitan pizza. Neapolitan pizza - la vera pizza di via dei tribunali or further afield in the Campi Flegrei - is peerless. Mozzarella di Bufala does not travel well, even as far as Rome from Naples, so local pizza has a decisive advantage. Also, the deeply superstitious locals swear that the water makes the crust uniquely good. Given how impossibly delicious Neapolitan espresso is (particularly Caffe Passalacqua), it's hard to argue with that, logic be damned.
  2. Waterface
    Just make sure there’s a tree growing in the row behind you - you’ll get the job for sure.
  3. Waterface
    Cannibal Holocaust!
  4. Waterface
    Da Meal Ticket will get to the bottom of this.
  5. Waterface
    I guess Great Whites were part of the Confederacy, so this makes sense.
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    And that's ok?
  7. Waterface
    да
  8. Waterface
    It's like a stove. Gotta respect a good stove analogy.
  9. Waterface
    No, that’s not why. It’s because she prefers it that way.
  10. Waterface
    While moral indignation flows, TankedBevo's ability to post coherently ebbs; the tide itself is dumb.
  11. Waterface
    Just post a picture of that sissy's pantyhose-sheathed cock then.
  12. Waterface
    They are very, very gay, and that's ok nowadays. Except fuck them.
  13. Waterface
    He started from the bottom, now he here.
  14. Waterface
    We may be focusing too much on the seemingly credible, detailed allegations that he's guilty as charged and a giant piece of shit. Maybe he's the victim and old women tried to rape him. Maybe he's a true soldier and WWII era chicks can't resist.
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  16. Waterface
    No, he's not talking about fallout.
  17. Waterface
    At what point is it acceptable to desire to have sex with Karen's Johnson?
  18. Waterface
    Much like Brennan Eagles to TCU, Mpagi ain't going to no damn Texas A&M.
  19. Waterface
    That bright orange on the jerseys doe; looks like fucking milquetoast trash. We need a Trumpian burnt orange EO by CDC. Get off my lawn, less-than-burnt orange. We should exclaim TEXAS, not equivocate. I wish this had been discussed previously...
  20. Waterface
    That watermelon eating contest really confirms how lit The Station is. Just a very lit Station, given the competitive watermelon eating. And SEC stuff.
  21. Waterface
    "Know how I know I'm gay?"
  22. Waterface
    These guys fuck... without consent.
  23. Waterface
    It takes awhile to realize, but Naples is the best city in Europe - the combination of great food, gorgeous women, vivacious culture, street life, natural beauty, and historical depth is peerless. Lived there for several years and fucking miss it. An exhilarating, beguiling place.
  24. Waterface
    Is Greg Davis... Moses?
  25. Waterface
    Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.

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