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    Fuck. I make a lot less money than I thought
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    Well coached
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    That game will either an Alabama 49-21 or a Michigan 19-7 deal. The first one will take 5 hours and feel like 4. The second will take 3.5 hours and feel like a nonalcoholic wake.
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    Thought it was a kickoff What’s up with the lo res moon?
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    Some dude on Jerryworld jumbotron in mizzou gear doing horns down. Those wannabe shit turf Fozzy injuring losers can get it up the ass with a rusty chainsaw as far as I am concerned.
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    Meat judging has always sounded gay porn to me but he clearly was doing it for pay
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    What the fuck am I looking at in the scrabble deer head Tomball builder model home?
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    I would not want to be referred to as a “pocket manipulator”
  9. Liquor and Poker
    I like the way my helmet looks so I got it done all permanent and stuff
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    There are not enough stars to give to Arnold.
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    Fair enough but he is part of the reason IMO. He is bringing the Dean Wormer energy.
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    Imagine becoming a ref and realizing you are way over your head in a game between Texas St and Rice.
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    Very hard not to respond “fuck those pussies” to this. No idea what you’re talking about. You could do that TikTok scam with the dog that steps on buttons to “talk” but with an aggy instead of the dog.
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    Fuck those guys are so weird
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    I have to admit, when LHN dies I will miss my Christmas tradition of turning over the channel to watch Bevo wander around in the cedar brush all day. It’s my favorite Christmas show.
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    I did too
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    He am groot too
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    Once at least
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    Stupid sip. The ElkTM is going to run the defense. Bateman is just to recruit. Hell, hey recruited the entire United States Army for four years. Whoop!
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    He feeds them hope.
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    I am glad he gets you excited. You do you. Seriously, I feel linemen are really 3/4 of what makes an offense. The Denver Broncos taught me that about a decade ago.
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    Missing the overalls and fake army regalia
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    I just assumed Arthur Smith had bought some type of ridiculously priced NFL Coaching Experience the same way Saudis buy yacht girls to take shits on. Anyway I guess that means Herman is actually talented at something.
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    Every once in a while I think “how did Texas, LSU, all the consultants, and basically everyone in CFB but Urban Meyer miss that Tom Herman was just not a likeable person?”
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    Do I just wake up later than I used to? Feels like having 19 LOIs in by 9:00am is fast.

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