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  1. Don't forget Foswhitt Whittaker.
  2. Maybe if he had a sprained ankle.
  3. Reportedly, Arch ran a 4.08 40 (unofficial) last week.
  4. Ancient anal is what Jimbo calls date night with Karen Key Largo.
  5. This could only have been Warehime.
  6. Even the concept of alphabetical order is a sip conspiracy to the mind of an ag.
  7. Yeah, it wasn't subtle, but perhaps still a bit over Frank's head.
  8. Imagine wearing another man's name on your body. It's pathetic, cuck behavior. You'll find no jerseys in my closets full of Louis Vuitton, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, Christian Dior, Gucci, Armani, Prada, Tom Ford, Yves Saint Laurent, and Salvatore Ferragamo.
  9. Jersey talk not going away.
  10. Ryan Williams and Jalen Milroe's dads were college roommates
  11. He said astronomical, not atomic.
  12. Ketch just enjoyed being represented by someone of his...stature, on network television.
  13. You mean to tell me the first season was scripted? I thought it was just the MoC and his buddy drinking Lone Star, fucking models, and riffing off the cuff about nihilism for hours on end.
  14. Blue and Matthew Golden both went to Klein Cain. Mystery solved.
  15. Jimbo is a gym rat?
  16. Say what you will about Hitler, but how many of us can say that we killed a genocidal maniac?
  17. South Austin's mom is the only badass chick on Kyle Flood's big board.
  18. Only if you've never met a real life lesbian.
  19. "Commit recognizes that his promise to play for the University for the entire term of this Agreement is important to the University. Commit also recognizes that the University is making a valuable investment in his continued employment Agreement and that its investment would be lost if Commit portals or otherwise terminates his employment with University prior to the expiration of this Agreement."
  20. Fuck the Brocks
  21. Batman Returns Danny Devito
  22. Yeah, but he only had thirteen sacks that season.
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